Just Try and Offend Me

[sandy whitelinger]

As tempted as I am to bring up abortion,
I see this thread is amusing, and I don't want to kill the amusement.

That you were never aborted in no way offends me.

 

[Jesster]

You're not worth offending.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

I'm sorry. I think I hid your post and can't seem to find it.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

You're not worth offending.

I'm honored.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

I love your old family fotos.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

Yeah, but the chimps are still laughing.

As long as they don't fling poo.

 

[Revoltingest]

I love your old family fotos.

I normally wouldn't admit favoritism,
but you are my least favorite daughter.

 

[David T]

Love the pics of you biological parents.

But i never slept with them. I am sure you will recover from the trauma!

 

[sandy whitelinger]

I normally wouldn't admit favoritism,
but you are my least favorite daughter.

I'm honored.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm honored.

You smell like a Scot!

 

[sandy whitelinger]

You smell like a Scot!

I would think your lame attempts are more offensive to those who want to be entertained by this thread... yet I am strangely amused.

 

[Mock Turtle]

You are zee dog's b***ocks! And always will be licked.

 

[Revoltingest]

I would think your lame attempts are more offensive to those who want to be entertained by this thread... yet I am strangely amused.

You eat spearmint flavored potato chips while listening to
Nickelback, lounging in your Cosby Kids cartoon jammies
when you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

 

[Twilight Hue]

He's got the biggest balls ever

It's just morning wood. It'll shrink back.

 

[sandy whitelinger]

You eat spearmint flavored potato chips while listening to
Nickelback, lounging in your Cosby Kids cartoon jammies
when you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Are you smoking crack?

 

[sandy whitelinger]

It's just morning wood. It'll shrink back.

There's always...

 

[YmirGF]

Well?

TRUMP!

(Haha. Made you jump!)

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you smoking crack?

I don't smoke....not even bacon.
(I prefer mine brine cured.)

 

[Quagmire]

 

[sandy whitelinger]

TRUMP!

(Haha. Made you jump!)

I find the Trump phenomenon to quite amusing.