Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Ken is doing the best he can; it's just that his best is sooo bad.
He should be doing comedy with one time Public access evangelist Jonathan Bell.
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"Ken Ham Says Aliens Will Go To Hell So Let's Stop Looking For Them"
- Thread starter Skwim
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He should be doing comedy with one time Public access evangelist Jonathan Bell.
Ouroboros
Coincidentia oppositorum
I think Ken Ham is wrong. If aliens exist, isn't it our duty to go there and convert them? We need to save them so they can receive Jesus in their hearts (even if they all have two hearts). It might be difficult if they don't have hearts though, but I'm sure we can think of something.
shawn001
Well-Known Member
I wonder if Ken Ham is a distant relative of Kevin Bacon?
Skwim
Veteran Member
Not sure, but I believe he is related to
BOSS HOGG
Hey, I'm being serious!Not sure, but I believe he is related to
BOSS HOGG
Boss Hogg is a fictional character.
But there is....
Ima Hogg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Alt Thinker
Older than the hills
I hope I am not bacon up the wrong tree or being a boar, but I am going to try a serious answer.
According to Roman Catholic doctrine, the tradition in which I was raised, Original Sin is passed to a fetus at conception via the act of sexual intercourse. Since aliens are not descended from Adam and Eve they are not subject to Original Sin and therefore not in need of salvation. But hopefully they will not try to show us The Way to Eden. (Cue Star Trek TOS theme…damn I tried to stay serious!)
If anyone says that the possible existence of aliens is against scripture I refer them to Job 38:4. Where were you when I laid the foundations of the world?
According to Roman Catholic doctrine, the tradition in which I was raised, Original Sin is passed to a fetus at conception via the act of sexual intercourse. Since aliens are not descended from Adam and Eve they are not subject to Original Sin and therefore not in need of salvation. But hopefully they will not try to show us The Way to Eden. (Cue Star Trek TOS theme…damn I tried to stay serious!)
If anyone says that the possible existence of aliens is against scripture I refer them to Job 38:4. Where were you when I laid the foundations of the world?
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It could've been that the aliens received the same message,
but instead of being Adam & Eve, it would've been Lrrr & Ndnd.
Alt Thinker
Older than the hills
Or it might be Lrrr, Ndnd and Rtwq.
I know Lrrr & Ndnd....but who is Rtwq?
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I hope the aliens are all like Gir. How could you tell him he's going to hell to suffer forever?
Alt Thinker
Older than the hills
Real Time Water Quality, a function of the US Geological Survey. It was just something that stuck in my head from reading about it and has nothing to do with Futurama. The point, if you can call it that, was that alien sex might be really alien involving maybe ménage à trois or other oddities being a physical requirement.
OK it fell flat....
But you rescued it!Real Time Water Quality, a function of the US Geological Survey. It was just something that stuck in my head from reading about it and has nothing to do with Futurama. The point, if you can call it that, was that alien sex might be really alien involving maybe ménage à trois or other oddities being a physical requirement.
OK it fell flat....
I wonder what alien genitals & sex would be like with 3 genders involved?
Alt Thinker
Older than the hills
I have a collection of Kliban's works. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Three apples keeping three doctors away. Good weird stuff!
It must be 35 years since I bought that but I remember it like yesterday. No, yesterday is a little vague...
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The mods must be sleeping.
Normally, such graphic pictures of genitalia would be poofed.
They even deleted a post I made with a pic of Fabio wearing a loin cloth.
I can't remember if it was cuz he looked seductive or their new standard
of no bare chests for women or even men. Weird prudery, eh?
Normally, such graphic pictures of genitalia would be poofed.
They even deleted a post I made with a pic of Fabio wearing a loin cloth.
I can't remember if it was cuz he looked seductive or their new standard
of no bare chests for women or even men. Weird prudery, eh?
Alt Thinker
Older than the hills
I deleted the image from my post in case any of the mods are aliens.
I've had my suspicions about 4consideration & Quagmire.
RitalinOhD
Heathen Humanist
I'm still in disbelief this tool got tax credits from the state to build his silly ark. It is part of tornado alley...maybe I'll pray for one. Although I doubt it'll do any good. The creation museum has been there awhile.
RitalinOhD
Heathen Humanist
I'm still in disbelief this tool got tax credits from the state to build his silly ark. It is part of tornado alley...maybe I'll pray for one. Although I doubt it'll do any good. The creation museum has been there awhile with no such luck.