Krill The Unwashed

[Krill The Unwashed]

Hi, my apt user name is "Krill The Unwashed." I am a naturalist and neo-animalist. I believe that we humans are in all likelihood: animals and a part of nature.

Thus do I believe that bathing frequently is unnatural and against the laws of nature, for in the wild, animals do not bathe everyday, unless one is a water fowl or fish.

Thus do I believe that bathing often washes away ones natural animal pheromone scent, and human odor.

Thus do I try to wear no clothes wherever and whenever I can, for all animals are nude, and it is against the laws of nature to wear clothes. For in the bible it was written that Adam & Eve were nude and knew no shame. Thus do I have no shame.

Thus do I not work a job, for I believe that it is against the laws of nature to be employed by some company. For animals in the wild do not work for companies.

Thus do I only mate in the proper mating season, which is in the Winter season, such that my offspring will be born in the midst of summer where the earth and her fruits are a plentiful and bounteous. But I rarely get a chance to copulate with females of my own species. This perplexes me greatly.

 

[Revoltingest]

Greetings, Krill!

Your anagrams for today....
Lunkhead whistler
Healed hunk twirls
Rewashed Hulk lint
Rawhide tush knell

 

[4consideration]

Hello!

 

[Krill The Unwashed]

Thank Q guys. I am happy to be here, and will contribute.

 

[Sand Dancer]

Well, we'll always know when you're around I guess. :yes:

 

[Caladan]

But I rarely get a chance to copulate with females of my own species. This perplexes me greatly.

Does that mean that you copulate with females from other species?

 

[Krill The Unwashed]

Does that mean that you copulate with females from other species?

That's an interesting question, coming from one who uses the god Pan as an avatar

I've seen images of Pan copulating human females and goats.

 

[Caladan]

That's an interesting question, coming from one who uses the god Pan as an avatar

I've seen images of Pan copulating human females and goats.

Hey, I have my reasons for asking!

 

[FranklinMichaelV.3]

I have found that when I do not shower, the smell that I find odd is very attractive to women.

Also at times when I do not wear deodorant my armpits smell like coffee which given I live in the U.S. makes me instantly attractive to males and females.

Either way

Welcome.

 

[Krill The Unwashed]

I have found that when I do not shower, the smell that I find odd is very attractive to women.

Also at times when I do not wear deodorant my armpits smell like coffee which given I live in the U.S. makes me instantly attractive to males and females.

Either way

Welcome.

Thank you for the welcome.

I can relate to what you said! When I don't bathe for 3 weeks, my loins smell like aged cheese, making me instantly attractive to European types who like cheese.

 

[Knight of Albion]

Welcome to the forum, dear Krill.

 

[StarryNightshade]

Hello and welcome.

 

[BSM1]

Hey, K. Boy, it must have been a real sacrifice for you to use that keyboard--being so unnatural and all. But welcome.

 

[Krill The Unwashed]

Hey, K. Boy, it must have been a real sacrifice for you to use that keyboard--being so unnatural and all. But welcome.

Man is a social animal, and will go at great lengths to socialize. It is a worthy sacrifice to use the keyboard because I believe that you guys are worth it

 

[BSM1]

Man is a social animal, and will go at great lengths to socialize. It is a worthy sacrifice to use the keyboard because I believe that you guys are worth it

Lucky us.

 

[Valjean]

Welcome, crusty crustacean.
What's a 'neo animalist'?

 

[Aquitaine]

Hey, K. Boy, it must have been a real sacrifice for you to use that keyboard--being so unnatural and all. But welcome.

:biglaugh:

Anyways, welcome aboard Krill!

 

[Krill The Unwashed]

:biglaugh:

Anyways, welcome aboard Krill!

Thanks for the welcome Aquitaine

Welcome, crusty crustacean.
What's a 'neo animalist'?

Namaste Seyorni. A neo-animalist is like a neo-pagan except our philosophy is animality!

1. And the Lord Kipling said unto the man cub: "Verily I say unto you Mowgli, he that walketh on all two is alas also an animal as those that walk on four and six. Yea, even 8 legs. 2. For I hath made this, mine jungle, as a dwelling place for ye.

3. And it came to pass that the man cub Mowgli didst groweth up and became lonely. And so the man cub wendeth to the Lord Kipling and said thusly: 4. Oh Lord, I have seen in this jungle all of the other animals hath a goodly female companion. Do I have one?"

5. And the Lord Kipling spake to Mowgli saying: "It is not good for ye to be lonesome and without a mate. Thus, I shall make ye a woman as a handmaid and goodly servant. She shall hunt for you, cook for you. Yea, even clean after you. And she shall layeth upon her backside and let ye mount her. For you deserve such a goodly and obedient woman creature my son, for thou weret created in mine image. - The Zoonomicon 1-5

 

[Treks]

Hello and welcome.

What about electricity and housing - obviously you partake of electricity but perhaps you're visiting the local library to use the internet there?

Other animals wash - cats wash themselves, birds (which aren't waterfowl) wash, elephants wash (and dry!)...

 

[Valjean]

Namaste Seyorni. A neo-animalist is like a neo-pagan except our philosophy is animality!

Dhanyavaad, Krill.
So this is some sort of environmentalist, back-to-Nature thing? "Back to the Pleistocene," as the Earth First!ers sometimes say?

Should we appoint you our resident Neanderthal?