KY Woman Superglued To Toilet Seat

[Revoltingest]

Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat Inside Kentucky Walmart « CBS Cleveland

Here's the part which struck me....

“We are looking at it,” Chief Ralph Miniard of the Monticello Police Department told WAVE-TV. “Right now I wouldn’t be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional.”

How on Earth could Superglue covering a toilet seat be anything other than intentional?

 

[Shuddhasattva]

I'm a bad person; the thread title made me snicker.

 

[fallingblood]

I'd wager she glued herself there in order to get a lawsuit. Mainly because isn't superglue quite fast acting?

 

[Shuddhasattva]

Are the courts really in such a way that a suit against the store, rather than the responsible party, would actually be upheld?

On second thought, don't tell me. Let me have my innocence.

[Of course, sober reasoning aside, it is quite possible that in her own mind, it was a plausible scenario and she did it.]

I've never actually been able to sit on toilet seats. 1. They're cold, 2. The thought of all the other people who have sat there is... discomfiting in the extreme to me. I learned to sort of... squat just above the seat.

I mention this because it makes me wonder: in order to develop a 'knack' for sitting on public toilets, might one need to cultivate ignoring sensations from that region?

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd wager she glued herself there in order to get a lawsuit. Mainly because isn't superglue quite fast acting?

There are different formulations, with different activation times.
But without the presence of water, it lurks in wait.
If some wag squirted a toilet seat & left, it could be activated by the presence of a moist behind.

 

[beenie]

I have nothing to add to this thread, except this:

I thought, by Revoltingest's title, that the article involved superglue and KY jelly.

:run:

 

[Revoltingest]

I have nothing to add to this thread, except this:
I thought, by Revoltingest's title, that the article involved superglue and KY jelly.
:run:

I wondered how many sharp eyed posters would spot that.
Twas unintentional, but noticed.

 

[beenie]

I wondered how many sharp eyed posters would spot that.
Twas unintentional, but noticed.

Iz one sharp-eyed poster.

 

[Wirey]

Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat Inside Kentucky Walmart « CBS Cleveland

Here's the part which struck me....


How on Earth could Superglue covering a toilet seat be anything other than intentional?

Someone trying to reassemble for, uh, measuring purposes having an accidental spill, perhaps?

 

[Breathe]

I have nothing to add to this thread, except this:

I thought, by Revoltingest's title, that the article involved superglue and KY jelly.

:run:

I feel better knowing it wasn't just me.
And then I feel worse knowing that I chuckled at the actual story anyway.

 

[Panda]

I have nothing to add to this thread, except this:

I thought, by Revoltingest's title, that the article involved superglue and KY jelly.

:run:

So did I haha

 

[Panda]

I feel better knowing it wasn't just me.
And then I feel worse knowing that I chuckled at the actual story anyway.

It's always funny when people superglue themselves to things, or them-self to them-self.