Last Judgment in 2150?

[questfortruth]

There is a slow (period of almost 26000 years) precession
of the Earth's axis along the 12 constellations of the Zodiac.
The Earth remains in each constellation for 2150 years.
Jesus Christ stayed in Samaria (after talking at the well with
the Samaritan woman) for two days. A day is related to a
thousand years. The era of Christianity is the constellation
Fishes. The apostles caught exactly 153 fish, " It was full of
large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn."
John 21:11. Jesus Christ was born no earlier than three years
before the beginning of our era. So, I conclude that the Last
Judgment will be in 2150 AD.

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

The apostles caught exactly 153 fish ...

Because we all know that if it's in John it must be true, which is truly remarkable given that we know neither the author nor the date of authorship.

 

[Tinker Grey]

Numerology? Stone him!

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

There is a slow (period of almost 26000 years) precession
of the Earth's axis along the 12 constellations of the Zodiac.
The Earth remains in each constellation for 2150 years.
Jesus Christ stayed in Samaria (after talking at the well with
the Samaritan woman) for two days. A day is related to a
thousand years. The era of Christianity is the constellation
Fishes. The apostles caught exactly 153 fish, " It was full of
large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn."
John 21:11. Jesus Christ was born no earlier than three years
before the beginning of our era. So, I conclude that the Last
Judgment will be in 2150 AD.

You are aware that the Zodiac constellations are fanciful ideas based on what people thought some stars pictured. I mean, does this (Aries) actually look like a ram to you?

Also, Jesus was born between 6 and 4 BC, each zodiac "age" is about 2160 years, on average -- and what the hell do fish have to do with a "Last Judgement?"

 

[questfortruth]

Stone him!

 

[questfortruth]

Also, Jesus was born between 6 and 4 BC, each zodiac "age" is about 2160 years, on average -- and what the hell do fish have to do with a "Last Judgement?"

Now is age of Fish.

 

[questfortruth]

Also, Jesus was born between 6 and 4 BC, each zodiac "age" is about 2160 years, on average -- and what the hell do fish have to do with a "Last Judgement?"

Age of Fish is 2150.

 

[Revoltingest]

Time to re-run my limerick....


They urge repentance using fear,
and say the end moves ever near.
But then they must
their date adjust
to float so that it's never here.

 

[questfortruth]

it's never here.

It is limited by the life-spend of our Sun.

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

It is limited by the life-spend of our Sun.

Then your date is a little off. Eventually, the fuel of the sun - hydrogen - will run out. When this happens, the sun will begin to die. But don't worry, this should not happen for about 5 billion years. After the hydrogen runs out, there will be a period of 2-3 billion years whereby the sun will go through the phases of star death. So at minimum, you should estimate the Last Judgement to be about 5,000,002,150 AD. I'm not going to worry about that quite yet, possibly not for many months!

 

[Twilight Hue]

There is a slow (period of almost 26000 years) precession
of the Earth's axis along the 12 constellations of the Zodiac.
The Earth remains in each constellation for 2150 years.
Jesus Christ stayed in Samaria (after talking at the well with
the Samaritan woman) for two days. A day is related to a
thousand years. The era of Christianity is the constellation
Fishes. The apostles caught exactly 153 fish, " It was full of
large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn."
John 21:11. Jesus Christ was born no earlier than three years
before the beginning of our era. So, I conclude that the Last
Judgment will be in 2150 AD.

If I could only live long enough to laugh like all the other times I laughed at end time religious predictions.

I just have to settle with the late Harold Camping and his nutcase Family Radio station, and the Jehovah Wittness along with all the other endtime town criers throughout the ages.

Still, best of luck with that although everyone here will meet their endtime well before that date.

 

[Tomef]

There is a slow (period of almost 26000 years) precession
of the Earth's axis along the 12 constellations of the Zodiac.
The Earth remains in each constellation for 2150 years.
Jesus Christ stayed in Samaria (after talking at the well with
the Samaritan woman) for two days. A day is related to a
thousand years. The era of Christianity is the constellation
Fishes. The apostles caught exactly 153 fish, " It was full of
large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn."
John 21:11. Jesus Christ was born no earlier than three years
before the beginning of our era. So, I conclude that the Last
Judgment will be in 2150 AD.

Were the fish battered, or made into ceviche?

 

[Tomef]

Then your date is a little off. Eventually, the fuel of the sun - hydrogen - will run out. When this happens, the sun will begin to die. But don't worry, this should not happen for about 5 billion years. After the hydrogen runs out, there will be a period of 2-3 billion years whereby the sun will go through the phases of star death. So at minimum, you should estimate the Last Judgement to be about 5,000,002,150 AD. I'm not going to worry about that quite yet, possibly not for many months!

I wonder if JC will apologise for being a bit late, when he comes on the clouds?

 

[Tinkerpeach]

There is a slow (period of almost 26000 years) precession
of the Earth's axis along the 12 constellations of the Zodiac.
The Earth remains in each constellation for 2150 years.
Jesus Christ stayed in Samaria (after talking at the well with
the Samaritan woman) for two days. A day is related to a
thousand years. The era of Christianity is the constellation
Fishes. The apostles caught exactly 153 fish, " It was full of
large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn."
John 21:11. Jesus Christ was born no earlier than three years
before the beginning of our era. So, I conclude that the Last
Judgment will be in 2150 AD.

Well Jesus said that nobody would know when He is coming back so if you figured it out then you know it’s wrong.

 

[TagliatelliMonster]

There is a slow (period of almost 26000 years) precession
of the Earth's axis along the 12 constellations of the Zodiac.
The Earth remains in each constellation for 2150 years.
Jesus Christ stayed in Samaria (after talking at the well with
the Samaritan woman) for two days. A day is related to a
thousand years. The era of Christianity is the constellation
Fishes. The apostles caught exactly 153 fish, " It was full of
large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn."
John 21:11. Jesus Christ was born no earlier than three years
before the beginning of our era. So, I conclude that the Last
Judgment will be in 2150 AD.

Ow yea, sure, let's use some arbitrary "star signs" defined in ancient times and pretend they mean something special.

 

[Banach-Tarski Paradox]

There is a slow (period of almost 26000 years) precession
of the Earth's axis along the 12 constellations of the Zodiac.
The Earth remains in each constellation for 2150 years.
Jesus Christ stayed in Samaria (after talking at the well with
the Samaritan woman) for two days. A day is related to a
thousand years. The era of Christianity is the constellation
Fishes. The apostles caught exactly 153 fish, " It was full of
large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn."
John 21:11. Jesus Christ was born no earlier than three years
before the beginning of our era. So, I conclude that the Last
Judgment will be in 2150 AD.

Zager & Evans - In the Year 2525​

 

[Banach-Tarski Paradox]

Numerology? Stone him!

Everybody Must Get Stoned - Bob Dylan​

 

[PearlSeeker]

There is a slow (period of almost 26000 years) precession
of the Earth's axis along the 12 constellations of the Zodiac.
The Earth remains in each constellation for 2150 years.
Jesus Christ stayed in Samaria (after talking at the well with
the Samaritan woman) for two days. A day is related to a
thousand years. The era of Christianity is the constellation
Fishes. The apostles caught exactly 153 fish, " It was full of
large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn."
John 21:11. Jesus Christ was born no earlier than three years
before the beginning of our era. So, I conclude that the Last
Judgment will be in 2150 AD.

Nice apophenia!

Apophenia - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Tomef]

apophenia

I wonder how much of a connection there is between this kind of fanciful religious musing and vulnerability towards conspiracy type ideas.

 

[Muffled]

There is a slow (period of almost 26000 years) precession
of the Earth's axis along the 12 constellations of the Zodiac.
The Earth remains in each constellation for 2150 years.
Jesus Christ stayed in Samaria (after talking at the well with
the Samaritan woman) for two days. A day is related to a
thousand years. The era of Christianity is the constellation
Fishes. The apostles caught exactly 153 fish, " It was full of
large fish, 153, but even with so many the net was not torn."
John 21:11. Jesus Christ was born no earlier than three years
before the beginning of our era. So, I conclude that the Last
Judgment will be in 2150 AD.

I believe the last judgment comes after a 1,000 year reign of Jesus which is much further off than 2150.