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Whiterain
Get me off of this planet
A Man hears a voice in his head, the voice convinces the Man to go to Las Vegas, the Man goes after
some convincing. The Man goes to the roulette table, the voice says put everything on 33. The Man
puts everything on 33, rolls 27. Voice says, "How about that.", Joke by Henny Youngman.
A Man goes to his doctor, says, "Doctor I got this ringin in my ears." Doc says, "Don't answer." Doc
says, "Strip down." Man stands there naked, Doc says, "Now go over to the window and stick your
tongue out." Man says, "Why?!" Doc, "I'm mad at my neighbor.". Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman has some of the best jokes ever, he's ancient too.
Two Nuns are riding down a back ally on bicycles,one Nun says to the other, "I've never came this
way before." The Other Nun says, "Must be the cobble stones.", Heard that from a friend.
A horse walks into a bar.... Bartender says get the **** out.
George Carlins and Henny Youngman are my favorite.
There was one guy that talked about having sex with a fleshlight plugged into a light
socket, the lights flickered and he **** his pants, then his wife walked in.
A frubal, I had to google that ****.
some convincing. The Man goes to the roulette table, the voice says put everything on 33. The Man
puts everything on 33, rolls 27. Voice says, "How about that.", Joke by Henny Youngman.
A Man goes to his doctor, says, "Doctor I got this ringin in my ears." Doc says, "Don't answer." Doc
says, "Strip down." Man stands there naked, Doc says, "Now go over to the window and stick your
tongue out." Man says, "Why?!" Doc, "I'm mad at my neighbor.". Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman has some of the best jokes ever, he's ancient too.
Two Nuns are riding down a back ally on bicycles,one Nun says to the other, "I've never came this
way before." The Other Nun says, "Must be the cobble stones.", Heard that from a friend.
A horse walks into a bar.... Bartender says get the **** out.
George Carlins and Henny Youngman are my favorite.
There was one guy that talked about having sex with a fleshlight plugged into a light
socket, the lights flickered and he **** his pants, then his wife walked in.
A frubal, I had to google that ****.
methylatedghosts
Can't brain. Has dumb.
Two pensioners meet for their weekly catch up at the local cafe.
"Hi George, how has your day been?"
"Oh yes, very good. I had a cup of tea in the sun this morning as I watched the sun rise, then I walked the dog. How about you, Brian?"
"Well, I'd had a laxative last night, so this morning I had a fantastic dump, and my prostate wasn't playing up too badly, so at the same time I had a really good wizz. Felt it was such a good way to start the day that I got up out of bed right away."
"Hi George, how has your day been?"
"Oh yes, very good. I had a cup of tea in the sun this morning as I watched the sun rise, then I walked the dog. How about you, Brian?"
"Well, I'd had a laxative last night, so this morning I had a fantastic dump, and my prostate wasn't playing up too badly, so at the same time I had a really good wizz. Felt it was such a good way to start the day that I got up out of bed right away."