Laundry Dryers and Sock Monsters

[Mercy Not Sacrifice]

Does your clothes dryer have a sock monster?

 

[jacquie4000]

Does your clothes dryer have a sock monster?

I haven't figured out if it is really my dryer or just my son.

His socks are always missing.

 

[MaddLlama]

It's only happened a few times. Probably one sock every month.

I have a feeling that what happens is my husband wears through one, throws it away, and then puts the other into the machine.

If I have a spare sock I always put it back into the bin. If it comes out alone the second time, I throw it away.

 

[Scuba Pete]

I haven't figured out if it is really my dryer or just my son.

His socks are always missing.

Both: it's a Sonspiracy!

 

[Booko]

I haven't figured out if it is really my dryer or just my son.

His socks are always missing.

In my house I know where all my socks are. But Eibhlin...she's our sock monster.

I myself am a sock puppet.

 

[ayani]

yes. sometimes he gets pokey, but he does eat the occasional sock. thank heavens they're fairly cheap.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

I don't know about the sock monster, but occasionally I'm the Egg Man.

 

[lunamoth]

Yes. I now buy only one kind of sock so that no matter what he eats it does not matter. I always have socks that match.

 

[Scuba Pete]

I don't know about the sock monster, but occasionally I'm the Egg Man.

I am the Walrus!
Coo coo ca chew!

 

[Nanda]

My husband is an appliance serviceman. I know where the lost socks go.

 

[Isabella Lecour]

The sock monster isn't in my dryer, it's in my washer!
Sometimes we put them in and none come out. Most times it gives us back the shreds when he's done with it.
And it's traveled with us.....it's always in the washer. It doesn't matter if it's a different washer, it's got a thing for wet socks.

 

[Hema]

We sometimes invite our sock monster over for lunch but if he's really hungry and he can't wait, he might eat a sock or two from the washer. We've come to accept it because hey....sock monsters have to eat too.

 

[Terrywoodenpic]

It's only happened a few times. Probably one sock every month.

I have a feeling that what happens is my husband wears through one, throws it away, and then puts the other into the machine.

If I have a spare sock I always put it back into the bin. If it comes out alone the second time, I throw it away.

Does it ever multiply or do you always throw one away.
If one turns up does it ever make a pair?

 

[Nanda]

I make sweaters for my sock monkey.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My dryer is so old, the sock monster died awhile ago.

 

[Katzpur]

Yup, every time I go to TJ Maxx, I buy more packages of socks. I seldom get more than a couple of wearings out of a pair of socks before one of them disappears, never to be found again.