Let's Make Our Own Quotes

[Thief]

note my long standing signature

 

[Thief]

Pi = 4 for large values of pi.

I'll take a slice of that...

 

[Buttercup]

"Chocolate shakes are the way to a woman's heart."

 

[Quagmire]

There are two kinds of people in the world.

And there's no way to tell them apart.

 

[Akivah]

I keep getting that saying reversed.....with disastrous results.

You're not alone. Most people do.

 

[Akivah]

Be yourself. Otherwise, you'll confuse people when you drop your false self.

 

[Revoltingest]

There are 3 kinds of people in the world.
Those who can count, & those who can't.

 

[Wirey]

4/3 of RF posters struggle with fractions.

 

[Quagmire]

Being useful to people and letting people use you are two completely different things.

 

[Rainbow Mage]

We may or may not have a self, but its probably best to live as though we do. To live otherwise would be to give it the power we claim it does not have.

 

[Digital_Monk]

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes - that way when you talk smack, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I regret every nap I never wanted to take when I was a child.

When people ask me why I listen to TOOL, I tell them - if you don't understand, then you don't understand.

 

[Revoltingest]

Stolen from @Wirey......

I cursed my lack of shoes until I saw a man with no feet.
So I took his shoes, & I felt better.

What?
He didn't need them.

 

[NewChapter]

"Put an officially militarily controlled charity for veterans on official military sites and make sure that people know that the site is an official military site."

 

[Jedster]

Blessed are the cracked for they let out the light.

 

[Revoltingest]

From a tall enuf building, your uncle would look like an ant.