I've thought about my entry.
Basically though, if I annoy
@Revoltingest in this thread, it will put his guard up, and he'll be more likely to expect it.
Better to wait until a thread about lightbulbs or something, and when he says something like "Today I replaced a dim bulb", be like "WELL IT WAS ABOUT TIME TO REPLACE THAT BATTERY PACK TO THAT DOS COMPUTER!" then do a half-hearted photo-shop of the hamster dance, but replacing the dancing hamster GIF with dancing wolverines and cartoon snails which shake their booty or lack thereof.
I haven't thought this through yet, though.