Okay, so the interests of charity, I've decided to have a little cleanup, and flog off a few things. Feel free to make a bid, and the best bid wins. Of course, you need to know what the actual articles up for sale are, so here we go. Oh, and please note that 'charity' = 'keeping lewisnotmiller in the style to which he would like to become accustomed'
#1 - Sense of Humour
Slightly damaged. Okay, let's face it, extremely damaged. No longer needed as I have evolved beyond humour.
#2 - Dress Sense
I'd love to show you this one, but I've temporarily misplaced it. However, trust me, it's a unique item.
#3 - Ban Stick for a Day
C'mon, you know you all want to wield a Ban Stick for a day. Just imagine what you could do to Quagmire!! Mind you, he'd probably like it. Err...where was I...oh yeah, Ban Stick. I totally have one!! No, I don't know why they'd trust me with it either!!!!
#4 - Jump Shot
Apparently, all basketball players have this. I play basketball, therefore, pretty sure I have a jump shot somewhere around here. Sure, it's streakier than Revoltingest's jocks after a bacon and bean festival, but still...
#5 - Hair Dryer with extra hot setting
Specifically designed to melt snowmen. Willing to etch the mystical name 'Wireybane' into the handle for free.
#6 - A date with lewisnotmiller
Just think. A date with me. We get to talk about me, you get to buy me dinner, and if you're really nice, I'll let you kiss a picture of me. This is as good as it gets. No really. This is it. My wife made the mistake of thinking things would pick up, and look where it got HER.
#7 - Unconditional support on any one debate issue from lewisnotmiller
Sure, I talk about myself in the third person. Sure, I have the debating skills of a drunk monkey. Sure I tend to equate 'coherency' with 'optional'. But...errr...what was my point again?
#8 - Your name in my sigline
Please note, this doesn't grant you the right to actually decide what the signature is. Just gets your name in there.
#9 - The chance to determine my signature
Apart from whomever successfully procures item #8. Just imagine the possibilities if Sunstone gets a place in my sig, and you have the chance to do with him as you will!!!
#10 - Rights to determine my next thread name
You...yes YOU...could decide on the next thread name I create. Yes, I realise this is risky, but let's face it...I have recent examples which include the following;
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So, come on. Offer something up!
Barter, trade, or otherwise convince me that you have the best offer for whichever of the listed items takes your fancy.
#1 - Sense of Humour
Slightly damaged. Okay, let's face it, extremely damaged. No longer needed as I have evolved beyond humour.
#2 - Dress Sense
I'd love to show you this one, but I've temporarily misplaced it. However, trust me, it's a unique item.
#3 - Ban Stick for a Day
C'mon, you know you all want to wield a Ban Stick for a day. Just imagine what you could do to Quagmire!! Mind you, he'd probably like it. Err...where was I...oh yeah, Ban Stick. I totally have one!! No, I don't know why they'd trust me with it either!!!!
#4 - Jump Shot
Apparently, all basketball players have this. I play basketball, therefore, pretty sure I have a jump shot somewhere around here. Sure, it's streakier than Revoltingest's jocks after a bacon and bean festival, but still...
#5 - Hair Dryer with extra hot setting
Specifically designed to melt snowmen. Willing to etch the mystical name 'Wireybane' into the handle for free.
#6 - A date with lewisnotmiller
Just think. A date with me. We get to talk about me, you get to buy me dinner, and if you're really nice, I'll let you kiss a picture of me. This is as good as it gets. No really. This is it. My wife made the mistake of thinking things would pick up, and look where it got HER.
#7 - Unconditional support on any one debate issue from lewisnotmiller
Sure, I talk about myself in the third person. Sure, I have the debating skills of a drunk monkey. Sure I tend to equate 'coherency' with 'optional'. But...errr...what was my point again?
#8 - Your name in my sigline
Please note, this doesn't grant you the right to actually decide what the signature is. Just gets your name in there.
#9 - The chance to determine my signature
Apart from whomever successfully procures item #8. Just imagine the possibilities if Sunstone gets a place in my sig, and you have the chance to do with him as you will!!!
#10 - Rights to determine my next thread name
You...yes YOU...could decide on the next thread name I create. Yes, I realise this is risky, but let's face it...I have recent examples which include the following;
- I like tequila...
- Blargle!!!
- I'm being religiously persecuted by a schoolgirl on a train platform!
- Diary of a Cult Leader
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So, come on. Offer something up!
Barter, trade, or otherwise convince me that you have the best offer for whichever of the listed items takes your fancy.
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