lewisnotmiller's Junkyard Sell-a-thon

[Draka]

A thread name of my choosing? :devil: And you'll even try to make the OP relevant to the title? lol...oh...you really don't want me to do that. I can think of some that would be so much fun. For us, that is. :woohoo:

 

[lewisnotmiller]

A thread name of my choosing? :devil: And you'll even try to make the OP relevant to the title? lol...oh...you really don't want me to do that. I can think of some that would be so much fun. For us, that is. :woohoo:

As you can see from my spiffy new signature, I'm a man of my word.
Given the topic you chose, I have a tough call to make.

Do you think it belongs in the Jokes thread? It almost feels like Mens Rights...lmao

 

[Brickjectivity]

Buttercup really ought to have made a deal with Nike or Pepsi.

 

[columbus]

Does Rex know you're selling off RF's credibility and office furniture?

Tom

 

[Draka]

As you can see from my spiffy new signature, I'm a man of my word.
Given the topic you chose, I have a tough call to make.

Do you think it belongs in the Jokes thread? It almost feels like Mens Rights...lmao

I think it'd be great in Member Announcements , but I'd settle for Jokes if you must.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Does Rex know you're selling off RF's credibility and office furniture?

Tom

Only office furniture I'm aware of are the solid gold toilets, and I'm leaving them in the Staff Lounge, so pretty sure we're all good.

 

[lunamoth]

Woo-hoo! Winning (well, tying for) the RF Beauty Pagent and getting a lousy jump-shot for free (er, I mean for eternal consciousness) all in the same month!

I can't wait to not impress my friends and neighbors!

:danana:

 

[Buttercup]

My dad wants to know when you want to come over for your reading of War and Peace, lewisnotmiller.

He's been gargling with salt water to enhance the baritone in his voice. He's ready to go when you are!!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

My dad wants to know when you want to come over for your reading of War and Peace, lewisnotmiller.

He's been gargling with salt water to enhance the baritone in his voice. He's ready to go when you are!!

I'm waiting until your husband has has fishnets on. Two birds with one stone.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I think it'd be great in Member Announcements , but I'd settle for Jokes if you must.

Okay...as promised, I tried to hold true to the topic...lol

http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/games-pics-jokes-stories/169679-why-i-cant-bear-wear-clean.html

 

[Buttercup]

I'm waiting until your husband has has fishnets on. Two birds with one stone.

Right! How efficient! I'll set up the massage table in the living room right next to my dad's comfiest chair. You're brilliant! What a party this will be! :yes:

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You're brilliant!

Quoted for truth.
:beach:

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I will offer a pic of treks topless

A pic of me topless

And a free juggling lesson

So, big fella...
You have won the rights to name a thread. As with Draka's effort (which now has most of RF thinking I don't wash my underpants) I'll play along with whatever the OP is.

And in case you're wondering how you won when you didn't come up with the goods, let's just say Staff can see deleted posts...!!!

 

[The Neo Nerd]

So, big fella...
You have won the rights to name a thread. As with Draka's effort (which now has most of RF thinking I don't wash my underpants) I'll play along with whatever the OP is.

And in case you're wondering how you won when you didn't come up with the goods, let's just say Staff can see deleted posts...!!!

Hahahaha.

Well i did initially get permission to post it, but then it was revoked. But i am glad my effort was not for naught.

I will have to ponder what your new thread will be.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Hahahaha.

Well i did initially get permission to post it, but then it was revoked. But i am glad my effort was not for naught.

I will have to ponder what your new thread will be.

Yup, laughed my **** off.
Just FYI, I permanently deleted it upon request from a certain someone. Using my Admin powers for good rather than evil (for a change).

Have a think...no rush. I had fun with the underwear thread, despite the damage it has caused my sterling reputation...ahem...

 

[columbus]

I had fun with the underwear thread, despite the damage it has caused my sterling reputation...ahem...

Your sterling reputation?

Did anyone even question your veracity? Buttercup was nearly wallowing.

Tom

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Yeah, my veracity is questioned all the time. Can't really blame people for that, I question it myself. Generally find that a good way to approach life. The problem with the dirty underwear thread is that it was entirely TOO plausible. Drat Draka for coming up with something plausible AND revolting.

Of course, once I'm in the Jokes area, all bets are off. I spout pure, unadulterated rubbish. I doubt you've missed this.