Life begins before conception

[Smoke]

The Bible makes it clear that life begins before conception. If it didn't, the Lord wouldn't have said to Jeremiah, "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee." This shows that Jeremiah existed before he was conceived. Otherwise there would have been no "thee" to know.

Therefore, contraception is murder. Homosexuality is murder. Having sex with a post-menopausal woman is murder. Sexual abstinence is murder. Monogamy is murder.

Every time you have the opportunity to have reproductive sex and don't, you're murdering your pre-conceived child. It's high time for Christians to stand up for the rights of the pre-conceived. We must elect legislators who will defend the pre-conceived and make it illegal to practice contraception, homosexuality, sex with older women, monogamy, or sexual abstinence, all of which murder pre-conceived humans.

 

[beenie]

If the Lord created us all, he would know us before creating us, ie. He knew we would exist.

 

[Sunstone]

Alright! Someone ready to stand up for the rights of the pre-conceived!!! You go, bro!!!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Yes he is.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Therefore, contraception is murder. Homosexuality is murder. Having sex with a post-menopausal woman is murder. Sexual abstinence is murder. Monogamy is murder.

You forgot that masturbation is murder, too.

And God kills a kitten each time someone does it.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

You forgot that masturbation is murder, too.

It isn't murder if a woman does it. Nyah nyah.

 

[Sunstone]

It isn't murder if a woman does it. Nyah nyah.

Yeah, but it's contributing to murder because you ain't saving it for the sacred sperm.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Yeah, but it's contributing to murder because you ain't saving it for the sacred sperm.

So, aiding and abetting, then?

 

[Sunstone]

So, aiding and abetting, then?

I should think so!

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I should think so!

Darn it. We're really screwed if that's the case, then. *awwwww*

 

[Azakel]

You forgot that masturbation is murder, too.

Hell, then I'm going to prison. And I'm sure I'm not the only one.

And God kills a kitten each time someone does it.

As much as I love cats there is an over population of them, just doing my job to help god keep nature in line. Isn't that what we are meant to do as rulers over other animals

 

[Smoke]

You forgot that masturbation is murder, too.

Excellent point. Sometimes I forget how important it is to have a theologian around.

 

[Sunstone]

Life begins before conception? You laugh now, but there are about 5 candidates for the US Senate this year who will agree with that statement if given a chance.

 

[HonestJoe]

Life begins before conception? You laugh now, but there are about 5 candidates for the US Senate this year who will agree with that statement if given a chance.

That isn't saying much. There are politicians who would agree with the statement that "up is down" if it would get them another vote.

 

[BostonGirl]

Please tell me this is a joke..... because if it is not we're going to have a serious issue on our hands

 

[T-Dawg]

Please tell me this is a joke..... because if it is not we're going to have a serious issue on our hands

:yes:

 

[Watchmen]

Pointless.

There's wonderful value in that scripture you're mocking.

 

[Midnight Pete]

You forgot that masturbation is murder, too.

And God kills a kitten each time someone does it.

If that were true, there would be no cats anywhere.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

If that were true, there would be no cats anywhere.

If it weren't true, we'd be absolutely over-run by felines.

 

[Mister Emu]

Unnecessary...