I was walking with Sunstone when a wild hog grabbed hold of Sunstone and tickled his ankle. Then Naykid jumped away thinking what can I do if it kills me. And Sunstone slowly stabbed a leg ham while both knew that sooner or later there would be repercussions. As Sunstone laughed, Naykid again stabbed himself coquettishly because Badran had seen a chance to punish him by revealing that shurikens are back with improvements and painfully sick ideas came into his deranged and ninja mind.
He laughed so hard as he had never imagined that such a cute hog could be inconvinienced so much that he blew his brains out in a car because he felt like it was appropiately awesome and metaphorical to traumathize Sunstone and Naykid for joking around with his mind and hog that really was MysticSang'ha disguised for fun. Then the legwarmers of Wrath slid up her nostrils and bit her making her slip and break her leg.
Seeing this Napoleon shot Naykid and Me Myself screamed hystericaly, like a muppet. At this time no chuchk Norris nor Power Ranger could ever discourage the invisible pink unicorn that sunstone summoned from eating the dead rotten chimp known as Jaimito el Luchador (AKA Naykid).