Sorry, I was distracted by a large, eight-legged cow.
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Longest Thread in History
- Thread starter Jimmy
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I forgot, these pages hold twenty posts and I wasn't on the last leg, since I don't have eight and still have two.
I guess you all are going to have to bear with me like Christopher Robin.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila mockingbird.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haa.
Tequila mockingbird.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Haa.
Did you know that there are over 30,000 species of Scarabaeidae in the world. Scarabs are some of the heaviest insects around reaching as much as 200 grams. In the United States there are nearly 1,500 species of Scarabaeidae. That number is even larger when you consider the superfamily including a number of families of beetles related to scarabs.
Somebody stole all my lamps.
I couldn’t be more de-lighted!
I couldn’t be more de-lighted!
How now red cow.
I think I'm getting a cold.
I hate getting colds.
Who could love the misery of it all.
A virus maybe, but they don't count.
They're not alive.
I hate getting colds.
Who could love the misery of it all.
A virus maybe, but they don't count.
They're not alive.
We're almost there.
Ah, that brings back memories. There was a local bar named "Tequila Mockingbird" which was a popular hangout, close to a movie theater. It doesn't exist anymore. I recall getting drunk in there while waiting for some buddies just before a midnight showing of Return of the Jedi, a few days after it was released. (Back then, the drinking age in my state was 19.)
Welcome to page 13.
I love Jedi and I used to love drinking...a lot. What a mix. I mean both loving a lot and drinking a lot all in a combination.
You shut me out of opening page 13. You win. It was clearly my bad luck and all because of page 13.
Where nothing strange or untoward happens!
Were we already on page 13? Is that what I'm now and forevermore going to call the page 13 effect. My mind is blown.
That and I can follow these numbers.
That and I can follow these numbers.
I wish I could have a drink with a Jedi. Do Jedi even drink?
We're here.
With the Force baby. The drink just sales unescorted through the air under the power of the Jedi mind.