Make This The Worst Thread on Here

[Dan From Smithville]

In a related story, QAnon Shamen and his wife injured in bizarre Minoxidil factory explosion.

Here the two are seen being escorted by police to the admitting desk at the Seymour Sperling Hair Trauma Center.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Bacon would make it the best.
So instead I offer @Wu Wei's favorite pickanick basket find....

I'm dubious, but you haven't lost me yet.

 

[Wu Wei]

Bacon would make it the best.
So instead I offer @Wu Wei's favorite pickanick basket find....

No, no its not...don't like that....don't like bacon

 

[Wu Wei]

@Wu Wei prefers bacon grease.
But for purposes of this thread, yes....engine oil....old overheated stuff.

No, No I don't

 

[Revoltingest]

No, no its not...don't like that....don't like bacon

Would you like it in a box?
Would you like it with a fox?

 

[Wu Wei]

Would you like it in a box?
Would you like it with a fox?

nope

 

[Revoltingest]

nope

Would you like it on a plate?
Would you like it on a date?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Would you like it with President Trump?
Would you like it in a recessional slump?

 

[Revoltingest]

Would the grizzly eat it plain?
Would he eat it down the lane?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Would you eat it from a basket?
Would you eat it off a casket?

 

[Secret Chief]

I used to do voluntary work on a psychiatric ward. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Revoltingest]

I take the nite off for a little TV & sleep.
I come back in the morning to find this in the RF staff lavatory.
I won't say who's responsible, but there are monkey hand prints all over.

Spoiler: Trigger warning

Spoiler: It's filthy

Spoiler: I warned you

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I used to do voluntary work on a psychiatric ward. That's all I'm saying.

Wait, I've heard this joke...were you voluntarily posing as a doctor whilst actually residing there as a patient??

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I take the nite off for a little TV & sleep.
I come back in the morning to find this in the RF staff lavatory.
I won't say who's responsible, but there are monkey hand prints all over.

Spoiler: Trigger warning

Spoiler: It's filthy

Spoiler: I warned you

Dammit, I told you to take those cameras OUT of my house...

 

[Secret Chief]

Wait, I've heard this joke...were you voluntarily posing as a doctor whilst actually residing there as a patient??

I was voluntarily posing as a patient as part of the practical training of nursing staff.
(Funnily enough I seem to recall that some sort of administrative error caused me to have a problem when I tried to leave).