Miscommunication Day!

[Willamena]

Okay, I tried to search the web for a real Miscommunication Day, but evidently it only happens when the New Moon and Mercury are retrograde. So I hereby declare today Miscommuncation Day!

So if you're a Miss, or even a miss, and can't communicate, this is your day.

 

[Wandered Off]

But wombats don't actually eat bowling pins.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

But wombats don't actually eat bowling pins.

Obviously, you're unfamiliar with the infield fly rule.

 

[*Anne*]

Which states, "*K2, P2, K1, PSSO, P2, K2* Repeat from * to the end of the row."

 

[MysticSang'ha]

I knew it. You stole my socks.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Damn, you are one dirty girl.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Damn, you are one dirty girl.

Yes yes YES! I'll marry you!!! :hugkiss:

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Medium-rare, definitely.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

You said you want to buy our dog? Sorry, not for sale.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Asphinctersezwut?

 

[YmirGF]

Well, I am on record as saying I have always adored chocolate even though I dislike cake.

 

[The Neo Nerd]

I'm kinda getting sick and tired of you accusing me of spelunking in your pre-fontal fish tank.

I would appreciate a little poodle

OK?

-Q

 

[YmirGF]

I would appreciate a little poodle

Well as long as one does not covet their neighbor's small Belgian poodle.

 

[Quagmire]

has anyone bedsides me noticed the striking dis-similarity between this thread and most Subway sandwich ingredients?

 

[Troublemane]

FLARN! :angel2:

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

Whoops...wrong thread.

 

[*Anne*]

Yep. I was told that if I used the cream for 2 weeks, it would disappear.

 

[dust1n]

Anyone ever wondered about those Fleshlights?

 

[Buttercup]

Well as long as one does not covet their neighbor's small Belgian poodle.

I was wondering if you might have a Midol I can borrow?

 

[The Neo Nerd]

I have often wondered how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck salami.