Mock your own country.

[Alceste]

I only found out Americans drink iced tea after watching an episode of dynamo. I thought that was disgusting.

It's probably not what you're thinking.

 

[ignition]

Btw when the saudi king, visited us in Britain and met the royals and the prime minister, it was an exciting moment, but what channel 4 did after is absolutely hilarious. The welsh guard were playing darth vader to the audience WELL before he arrived, but channel 4 merged the clips so that it made it seem as though their music was played to his arrival! hahahahahahahaha classic.

[youtube]SG23bVpw65o[/youtube]
WELSH Guard plays "Darth Vader" for Saudi King - YouTube

 

[BSM1]

Inspired by the thread "What is an American", I invite you all to consider the stereotypes that might apply to your own country and post the "best of".

I'll start (a picture is worth a thousand words):

Moderator cut: image removed​

Which one is you? (Just kidding.)

 

[DallasApple]

I'm not going to make fun of my country or my state.Its too depressing and everyone else does a great enough job of it.I would feel like I'm making fun of a retarded person.That isn't fun.

 

[Alceste]

Which one is you? (Just kidding.)

I'm the photographer.

(Kidding)

 

[Alceste]

I'm not going to make fun of my country or my state.Its too depressing and everyone else does a great enough job of it.I would feel like I'm making fun of a retarded person.That isn't fun.

Aw, can I do it for you? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.... Just one little Texas joke... I'll keep it light!

 

[Alceste]

Spoiler: I couldn't help myself - just one, for Dallas!

 

[Pastek]

 

[ignition]

If you're talking about France Pastek, then the best image portraying France is the white flag of surrender.

 

[Pastek]

If you're talking about France Pastek, then the best image portraying France is the white flag of surrender.

Gerard Depardieu is now Russian ! He doesn't want to pay french taxes ...

 

[ignition]

It's good to be patriotic, but if I had to pay those kind of taxes I'd be the first on the plane out of here.

 

[Alceste]

It's good to be patriotic, but if I had to pay those kind of taxes I'd be the first on the plane out of here.

I'd just be happy I was rich.

 

[ignition]

I'd just be happy I was rich.

lol That's true but there are many ways of avoiding taxes anyway. We avoid taxes all the time, a LOT of our money is tied up in overseas bank accounts and investments and incur very little, if any tax.

 

[Alceste]

lol That's true but there are many ways of avoiding taxes anyway. We avoid taxes all the time, a LOT of our money is tied up in overseas bank accounts and investments and incur very little, if any tax.

I deal in cash and barter a lot, but I'm too poor to pay taxes anyway.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Americans tend to do such a fine job at making a mockery of themselves that no further assistance is needed.

 

[Pastek]

Btw when the saudi king, visited us in Britain and met the royals and the prime minister, it was an exciting moment, but what channel 4 did after is absolutely hilarious. The welsh guard were playing darth vader to the audience WELL before he arrived, but channel 4 merged the clips so that it made it seem as though their music was played to his arrival! hahahahahahahaha classic.

[youtube]SG23bVpw65o[/youtube]
WELSH Guard plays "Darth Vader" for Saudi King - YouTube

Hahaha

 

[Pastek]

It's good to be patriotic, but if I had to pay those kind of taxes I'd be the first on the plane out of here.

But your country is your country, it's not a good idea to escape even if the taxes are too hight. He still stay rich.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

Why do we have drive-thru weddings here in 'Murica? I mean, WHY!? What's the freaking purpose...?
*sarcasm* I love how Obama is running the country...

I'm going to go through a drive-thru wedding because Obama allows it.

 

[Nyingjé Tso]

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This
is
so
TRUE


So, how much strikes since the beginning of summer ?
*kind of happy to take a break of my country, just not to hear all over the news how much every people in France is not happy and want to make strikes and stuff*

 

[Riverwolf]

Americans tend to do such a fine job at making a mockery of themselves that no further assistance is needed.

This. ^_^