Scott1
Well-Known Member
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!Nu Skin is owned by Mormons, you know.
Don't use that....... TOO LATE!
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Mormon diversion!
- Thread starter Draka
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Don't use that....... TOO LATE!
Draka
Wonder Woman
Oh, really, ok then. Well, I guess I'll see you in hell right along with me...seeing as you worship a false Christ.
And of course, I mean that in the best possible way. 
SoyLeche
meh...
Yeah, but your Hell is going to be a lot worse than ours. Like Brigham Young (I think) said, "Send the Mormons to Hell, and within a few years they'll make a Heaven out of it".Oh, really, ok then. Well, I guess I'll see you in hell right along with me...seeing as you worship a false Christ.
Starfish
Please no sarcasm
Yes, full of casseroles, quilts and cookies. And pinewood derby cars. . . . and CTR rings. And Draka would be welcome with open arms!Yeah, but your Hell is going to be a lot worse than ours. Like Brigham Young (I think) said, "Send the Mormons to Hell, and within a few years they'll make a Heaven out of it".
Draka
Wonder Woman
Yeah, but your Hell is going to be a lot worse than ours. Like Brigham Young (I think) said, "Send the Mormons to Hell, and within a few years they'll make a Heaven out of it".
Oh please. If I worship Satan, don't you think he'd be a little better to his loyal subjects than someone who was trying to worship Christ? Albeit a false one, but you still have intentions of worshipping his enemy.
Whereas...I'm in like sin.
SoyLeche
meh...
Satan is kinda, you know, satanic that way. He's gonna get even more of a kick out of making his own followers suffer.Oh please. If I worship Satan, don't you think he'd be a little better to his loyal subjects than someone who was trying to worship Christ? Albeit a false one, but you still have intentions of worshipping his enemy.
Draka
Wonder Woman
Tsk tsk. You simply don't know him like I do. Real great guy. We get together and have a game night and play Scrabble and Monopoly and such every third Thursday of the month.
SoyLeche
meh...
That's how he gets you. He acts all nice, let's you win a couple - then... BAM!!! You land on his Boardwalk with a Hotel on it and have to mortgage your soul to pay him off.
lilithu
The Devil's Advocate
I was just thinking that... and jello.
No offense but one person's heaven is another person's hell.
Whether it's called "heaven" or "hell" I'll be happy to end up with my fellow UUs, where there is a bottomless pot of coffee and we spend hours forming committees and discussing minutia.
We would of course, also try to make hell into heaven by petitioning Satan regarding human rights abuses, organizing protests and strikes, and instituting a recycling program to combat hellish warming. 
DeepShadow
White Crow
Yeah, but your Hell is going to be a lot worse than ours. Like Brigham Young (I think) said, "Send the Mormons to Hell, and within a few years they'll make a Heaven out of it".
I know you're being facetious, but that's gotta be a new level of immaturity: MY hell will be better than YOUR hell! It won't be nearly as hot or smelly in the hot, smelly place where I'M going.
Good one!
SoyLeche
meh...
Thanks. I do what I can.
Draka
Wonder Woman
Dang! Then how about all those poker games he keeps losing to me? Dude still owes me $685!
It's always some crap about the rent checks not coming in in time or not clearing. I told him...if he's dealing with liars and cheaters and such anyway, he can't expect them to honestly pay the rent. He should demand direct deposit payments straight to his account. :yes:
SoyLeche
meh...
Again, you are playing into his hands. Next time he's going to end up getting $1,351 out of you - making it so that you owe him $666 :fork:Dang! Then how about all those poker games he keeps losing to me? Dude still owes me $685!
Draka
Wonder Woman
Be really hard to do that. We don't play for that much in one sitting. He's built up that debt over quite some time. I'm an evil Pagan...I'm not stupid. Though I'm kinda kicking myself for letting his debt get that big. May be time for me to call in some kind of debt repayment from him. Got any souls you want released?
Fish-Hunter
Rejoice in the Lord!
Why do wiccan witches and other non-Christian religious people come to the support of Mormons? It is very obvious. I know the Scriptures proclaim that the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing. The gospel of grace is an offense to the flesh when shared. Yet wiccan witches and other non-Christians support Mormons who are also profess to be Christians too. Do you find that LDS Christainty to be less of an offense than historical biblical Christianity?
Draka
Wonder Woman
No, we find people who try to cram the "right" way to believe down others' throats offensive. We have been on the receiving end of the bigotry that you and others like you spew and know how it feels. We don't like seeing that happen to anyone else. It's kind of like being slapped around as a child and then seeing another child get slapped around. Our hearts go out to them. It has nothing to do with who believes what. It has to do with respect and tolerance. Something some people just don't get.
Those who have kicked in alongside me in this thread realize what I'm saying is true. They see discrimination and bigotry and proselytizing when they see it. They have been on the receiving end of it as well. We stand up for others who find themselves on the receiving end. I don't care if they be Mormons, Catholics, Luciferians, Mystics, Shamans, Druids, or anyone else. If they are constantly attacked for their beliefs and told they are wrong...they have my support.
Wandered Off
Sporadic Driveby Member
Because they are attacked. I suspect many of us have come to the support of other Christians as well.
lilithu
The Devil's Advocate
Because they follow the teachings of Christ better than many of the so-called Christians.
Venerable Bede
New Member
Our Lord also explained to His followers how to spread the message of the Gospel. If a town was not interested they were to move on. It seems like the Mormons here would prefer you move on. Why is it so hard to respect that and follow our instructions and move on? Yes, the Gospel is an offence, because we have our own willful desires and the Gospel tells us following those desires will lead to harm and not to God but who wants to hear that? Like a child that wants candy before dinner and is told by a parent that it will be bad for them does not want to hear No for an answer, so we do not want to hear that we have our flaws that need to work if we are to do as Our Lord commanded and follow His example of sacrifice. We are not called by Christ to be offensive ourselves. We are not the Gospel.