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My 5,000th post!

Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
So when I hit about the 2300-2400 mark, I tried to die, but it didn't work. I've told myself repeatedly since then that I could make it, I could get to the mythical 10,000 post mark. So I'm halfway there, they took away the damn 10,000 post shield I coveted, and I still can't get anyone to admit that farts are funny. Plus, I should be looking up a solution to some VFDs webought that occasionally burst into flames, but instead I'm flirting with Buttercup, trying to get her to take her clothes off for no money (how you doin'?).

Reclaimed life well spent!
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Wirey said:
So when I hit about the 2300-2400 mark, I tried to die, but it didn't work. I've told myself repeatedly since then that I could make it, I could get to the mythical 10,000 post mark. So I'm halfway there, they took away the damn 10,000 post shield I coveted, and I still can't get anyone to admit that farts are funny. Plus, I should be looking up a solution to some VFDs webought that occasionally burst into flames, but instead I'm flirting with Buttercup, trying to get her to take her clothes off for no money (how you doin'?).

Reclaimed life well spent!
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The 10K post shield is pretty silly, since it's prominently displayed that you have over 10K posts. Besides, you'd have to pay Quagmire to get one.
 
xkatz

xkatz

Well-Known Member
Revoltingest said:
The 10K post shield is pretty silly, since it's prominently displayed that you have over 10K posts. Besides, you'd have to pay Quagmire to get one.
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Well I am here to give you your over 50k posts medal...

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And congrats to you as well Wirey- here's your medal (since they give it to anyone anyways)...

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:)
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
I didn't want to spoil the surprise but the Awards committee is currently working on a "Shield of the Sphincter" award in recognition of outstanding flatulence.

Already know who I'm going to nominate.
 
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