My own journal

[Gargovic Malkav]

Alexa can't be used in Glasgow.

Aye, they dinnae speak Sassenach there, bit Scots.

 

[John53]

Yer wha?

Tis' Friday then?

 

[Heyo]

Who are the best?

I don't know. I don't know if such a mythical beast even exists.

 

[ChristineM]

Staffershire.

Ah, yes, similar situation.

I was born and raised roughly 30 miles from Manchester qnd Liverpool. I find the Manchester account to be common and uncouth and the Liverpool accent is simply not understandable.

 

[Secret Chief]

Tis' Friday then?

Appen.

 

[Secret Chief]

Ah, yes, similar situation.

I was born and raised roughly 30 miles from Manchester qnd Liverpool. I find the Manchester account to be common and uncouth and the Liverpool accent is simply not understandable.

Yarnt wrong lass.

 

[Starlight]

This is very important to know:

I have to learn this

 

[Starlight]

Good to know

 

[Secret Chief]

Very true. I heard this second or third hand. The only place in the UK where they speak proper kings English (if such a monstrosity exists) is a small town on the west cost of Scotland. I think it was Largs, when I went there i couldn't understand a word spoken.

We speak weird to keep the foreigners out (ie anyone from more than 10 miles away).

 

[Twilight Hue]

I can help you learn how to butcher English the Australian way.

Drink Fosters Lager first mate until your completely sauced.

English will make perfect sense from that point on.

OYE!!!!!

 

[John53]

Drink Fosters Lager first mate until your completely sauced.

English will make perfect sense from that point on.

OYE!!!!!

No Australian drank Fosters ever, it's our sewer water that we export for a bit of extra cash.

 

[ChristineM]

Drink Fosters Lager first mate until your completely sauced.

English will make perfect sense from that point on.

OYE!!!!!

Fosters? I hear thats an insult.

 

[Aštra’el]

@Starlight

I would just create a new journal thread since none of these people are respecting the space you set aside to compose your thoughts.

 

[Twilight Hue]

No Australian drank Fosters ever, it's our sewer water that we export for a bit of extra cash.

Ohhh...

That explains the hallucinations.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Good to know

It makes me miss my How 4.

 

[John53]

@Starlight

I would just create a new journal thread since none of these people are respecting the space you set aside to compose your thoughts.

Sorry, forgot it was your journal. Apologies.

 

[ChristineM]

@Starlight

I would just create a new journal thread since none of these people are respecting the space you set aside to compose your thoughts.

There is good stuff on this thread, advice, dialect and tradition from around the English speaking world and Staffordshire