My penis when erected is somehow curved

[davidjohnson]

My penis when erected is somehow curved, tilted, hooked and shaped sideways and having a problem during when making love with my girlfriend, what should I do?

 

[Breathe]

If it's a problem, see your doctor.

 

[Mr Cheese]

Odion is right, worse case scenario, soemthing is actually broken, or will need to be.....

ouch

 

[Ringer]

Peyronie's disease?

 

[3.14]

use both hands when "waiving to the oneeyed snake" instead of just 1

 

[DallasApple]

Stop smoking and cut out all caffeine.

Also is it curved north or west or east or south? And at what % of an angle in any of those directions is the curve?

If its North (towards your nose and chin) I wouldnt be too concerned depending on how sharp the angle is..To the South ...thats a problem..same with the east and west..

(((HUGS)))

Love

Dallas

 

[BucephalusBB]

My penis when erected is somehow curved, tilted, hooked and shaped sideways and having a problem during when making love with my girlfriend, what should I do?

For your very first post and on a religious forum you are either very brave or not interrested in the answers at all
I'd say go to the doctor.

 

[Nanda]

With a name like "Johnson," I'm thinking this is a joke.

 

[Bloomdido]

Does it point up or down when you are standing up?

 

[England my lionheart]

My penis when erected is somehow curved, tilted, hooked and shaped sideways and having a problem during when making love with my girlfriend, what should I do?

Get a hold of yourself Man,er i mean don't panic just look at it from a different angle

 

[blackout]

Nanda ...

With a name like "Johnson," I'm thinking this is a joke.

This thread is most definately in the wrong section.

(and I don't mean Eros)

 

[DallasApple]

When I was a boy HEY! Mama used to say HEY! Whats the matter you ???? Why you look Oh so sad??? THATS AMORE!!!!

Love

Dallas

 

[Trey of Diamonds]

Make a video about how the penis is curved just right to fit into a human hand and this proves that God exists and evolution is bunk.

 

[EtuMalku]

My penis when erected is somehow curved, tilted, hooked and shaped sideways and having a problem during when making love with my girlfriend, what should I do?

This must be another dying/resuRECTION myth . . . I don't believe your penis ever existed!

 

[DallasApple]

Make a video about how the penis is curved just right to fit into a human hand and this proves that God exists and evolution is bunk.

The only problem with that is all penises are curved just right to fit in the human hand..

So who is going to go to hell?

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

Also in a related topic but not really my pinky toe's are small and I dont know what I should do because the toe nails are "itty biity" ..

Should I bit them off? Or use nail clippers?

Please advise.

Love

Dallas

 

[Valjean]

Pay no attention to these Bozos, DJ. (especially Dallas A -- I think she's just working her way up top asking for a picture ).

Just Google Peyronie's disease.

 

[gwk230]

Roflmao!

 

[blackout]

Out walks DavidJohnson...

in walks AlexScott.

Interesting first posts guys!

(yeah right)

 

[cardero]

Oh for cute, the thread is just a commercial.