My wiener is soooo big......

[Wirey]

Little competition here.

My wiener is so big it grew a knee.

 

[4consideration]

...... that if I get wood in New York I have to chase giant monkeys off of it.

"My wiener is soooo big......"

My Baloney has a first name...

 

[Deidre]

Here is a pic of his Weiner holding his wiener....

Spoiler: Graphic picture...not for those prone to getting the vapors

I laughed for realz

 

[Revoltingest]

I laughed for realz

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