Mysterious Creatures: Yes Or No?

[Rejected]

Bigfoot/ Yeti/ Sasquatch? yes

Lochness Monster/Underwater Dinosaur? Possible but unlikely

Chupacabra? no

David Hasselhoff? unfortunately yes

Fairies(faeries)/ Pixies? uh, no

Mapinguari? what the h***?

Ghosts/ Poltergeists? Undecided

Elvis? Dead, Or living in a retirement home in Las Vegas

Elves? Only in Middle Earth

Demons/ Succubus? Im engaged to one.

Gnomes (not garden- those ARE REAL)? No

Talking Animals? Only Mr. Ed

Dragons? No

Atlantis/ Atlanteans? Maybe, once upon a time.

Muppets??????? Jim Hensonn is the Coolest MFer on the Planet!! (anybody remember the Storyteller series?)

Mermaids/ Mermen? No

Aliens? More than Likely. (http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html this is hilarious)

Richard Simmons? Only in my nightmares

Zombies? Of the Voodoo kind or actual animated corpses?

Crystal Skulls? why not

King Arthur? Based on historical figures, but mostly myth

Angels? Doubt it

Punky Brewster? Dude, Soleil Moon Frye is totally hot now.

 

[Comet]

David Hasselhoff? Gnomes (not garden- those ARE REAL)?

These are unfortunately both real things. Yet, Garden Gnomes are gnomes at all! They are really David Hasselhoff eggs that he can hatch with his evil powers. Just last night he teleported himself into my garden, did his magic chanting, hatched my Garden Gnomes into little David Hasselhoffs, and then left to do more of his evil deeds.

The little Hasselhoffs have taken over my house and subjected me to the evil will of David Hasselhoff himself. All my pictures have been changed to pictures of David Hasselhoff himself or Richard Simmons!!! They even changed my Avatar!

Please, please: Talk to your Garden Gnomes about the dangers of David Hasselhoff and then smash them. Smash them all before HE hatches them and you become part of his evil plan to rule the world with Richard Simmons. Save yourselves and make the world a better place by smashing a Hasselhoff egg!


*****Very well: Hobbits, Pink Elephants, and Unicorns are hereby all added to this list****

 

[Rejected]

*****Very well: Hobbits, Pink Elephants, and Unicorns are hereby all added to this list****

My freind Shane has really hairy feet and is kinda rotund, but he's 5'11" so i think that rules him out.

I've never seen pink elephants but one time I ate a lot of, um, vitamin C (yeah vitamin C, that it) and saw aome pretty cool stuff.

Unicorns? Only if they're hangin out w/ Mia Sara in that hot black dress and Tim Curry with the whole horned best get-up.

 

[fromthe heart]

(Yes or No)

Bigfoot/ Yeti/ Sasquatch? Yes

Lochness Monster/Underwater Dinosaur? Yes

Chupacabra? Would have to look that up :>)

David Hasselhoff? a person

Fairies(faeries)/ Pixies? not to my knowledge

Mapinguari? ???

Ghosts/ Poltergeists? Only as in spirits both good and evil

Elvis? Still just a person

Elves? Only in the probablity of 'little people'

Demons/ Succubus? Yes

Gnomes (not garden- those ARE REAL)? possibly just mythology

Talking Animals? Yes in the sense that some can immitate the human language

Dragons? Yes but more along the reptile sense...(except for Puff,of course )

Atlantis/ Atlanteans? There is a good chance it exsisted prior to the flood of Noah's time

Muppets??????? Only in as much as there creator was not of God.

Mermaids/ Mermen? Yes...along the lines of the sea creature kind that are similar to whales

Aliens? Unsure of this although I'm sure UFO's exsist

Richard Simmons? Weird work-out nut

Zombies? Only in the sense of evil spirits and not in actuality

Crystal Skulls? No

King Arthur? perhaps

Angels? Absolutely

Punky Brewster? one of weird hair attitudes for film screen

 

[Comet]

Bigfoot/ Yeti/ Sasquatch? YES

Lochness Monster/Underwater Dinosaur? .........no

Chupacabra? .......... yes

David Hasselhoff? All hail the Anti-Christ!!!

Fairies(faeries)/ Pixies? no

Mapinguari? ......ummmm.......... no

Ghosts/ Poltergeists? .......yes

Elvis? DEAD

Elves? no

Demons/ Succubus? .........yes

Gnomes (not garden- those ARE REAL)? Darn you Hasslehoff eggs!!!!! SMASH THEM ALL


Talking Animals? Yes, especially if you take peyote

Dragons? No, minus the reptillain ones

Atlantis/ Atlanteans? Not anymore

Muppets??????? What is a muppet anyway?

Mermaids/ Mermen? no

Aliens? .......sure, why not....yes

Richard Simmons? :yes: :no:

Zombies? Serpent and the Rainbow kind....sure....yes

Crystal Skulls? yes

King Arthur? loosely said...... yes

Angels? ........ yes

Punky Brewster? OH YEAH!

Hobbits? Only the worlds tallest is left

Pink Elephants? Only when drinking with a mouse or on peyote

Unicorns? I read about a one-horned goat thing in Laos once..... yes.

 

[cardero]

fromthe heart writes: Dragons? Yes but more along the reptile sense...(except for Puff,of course )

Puff, Of course.

 

[michel]

Lochness Monster; Sir David Attenborough reveals:-
http://www.guardian.co.uk/leaders/story/0,,1729475,00.html
In praise of ... the Loch Ness monster

[FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Leader
Monday March 13, 2006
The Guardian

[/FONT]
Nothing has been more in need of praise this past week than one of the best known icons in the world, the Loch Ness monster, which, tragically, is facing extinction even before it has been discovered.
The culprits are researchers from the Open University Geological Society who have concluded that the celebrated 1934 image of Nessie was probably not a monster after all, but a common elephant from a passing circus taking a swim (as they do).


The claim that the 1934 image corresponds to the bits of an elephant that are above water when it swims has had timely corroboration from Sir David Attenborough's new Planet Earth series, which has shown beautiful footage of the submerged way that elephants do their doggy paddle.
But what happens now? It has taken decades to build Nessie up into an international brand that helps attract large numbers of tourists to Scotland. Unlike with johnny-come-lately rivals such as the Abominable Snowman, there is an actual place where tourists can come to gawp at this global doyen of rural myths. They can't really hope to put a sign up saying "Site of an elephant mistaken for a monster" and hope the tourist dollars continue to roll in. Nessie does not deserve such a fate. She, or he, has never hurt anyone. One can only hope that this whole exposure thing is itself a hoax. Have there actually been any verified sightings of these OU researchers? Maybe Nessie will surprise them all by making another appearance very soon. It is that time of the year.

 

[sparc872]

Bigfoot/ Yeti/ Sasquatch?

I think so

Lochness Monster/Underwater Dinosaur?

Maybe somewhere in the world, but I have doubts for that particular lake.

Chupacabra?

No way

David Hasselhoff?

Am I the only one that doesn't mind him? He's a bit wierd though

Fairies(faeries)/ Pixies?

No

Mapinguari?

I guess

Ghosts/ Poltergeists?

Nope

Elvis?

He's dead.

Elves?

It would be cool...but no.

Demons/ Succubus?

Nope.

Gnomes (not garden- those ARE REAL)?

Ney

Talking Animals?

Like someone else said...define talking.

Dragons?

Again...it would be cool, but I don't think so.

Atlantis/ Atlanteans?

Maybe at one point in time.

Muppets???????

Absolutely!

Mermaids/ Mermen?

Nope.

Aliens?

Illegal ones? Yes. Space ones here? No. Space ones elsewhere? Yes.


Richard Simmons?

Yes...

Zombies?

No

Crystal Skulls?

Wha?

King Arthur?

Maybe

Angels?

Nope

Punky Brewster?

Who wha?

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Tehn I guess it would be a gay komodo dragon?

Hmm... Maybe? *confusezzled* Or maybe just a geiko or maiko dragon? (I've been reading too many books on that aspect of Japanese culture!)

You might want to add unicorns also.

Our resident Goddess of Cats knows me too well.

 

[Draka]

Bigfoot/ Yeti/ Sasquatch? NO

Lochness Monster/Underwater Dinosaur? NO

Chupacabra? NO

David Hasselhoff? YES (at least in his Knight Rider days)

Fairies(faeries)/ Pixies? YES

Mapinguari? HUH?

Ghosts/ Poltergeists? YES

Elvis? ALIVE-NO, ALIEN -YES

Elves? YES

Demons/ Succubus? NO

Gnomes (not garden- those ARE REAL)? YES

Talking Animals? THIS PLANE-NO, OTHER PLANE-YES(in a way) added: this plane=talking birds...mynas, macaws... :sorry1:

Dragons? YES

Atlantis/ Atlanteans? YES

Muppets??????? ANIMAL...ANIMAL...WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN!

Mermaids/ Mermen? YES

Aliens? YES

Richard Simmons? YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T A NIGHTMARE?

Zombies? NO

Crystal Skulls? HUH?

King Arthur? YES, BUT NOT LIKE IN LEGENDS

Angels? NO (not in usual term at least)

Punky Brewster? NO, FICTIONAL CHARACTER

 

[Katzpur]

(Yes or No)
Bigfoot/ Yeti/ Sasquatch?
Lochness Monster/Underwater Dinosaur?
Chupacabra?
David Hasselhoff?
Fairies(faeries)/ Pixies?
Mapinguari?
Ghosts/ Poltergeists?
Elvis?
Elves?
Demons/ Succubus?
Gnomes (not garden- those ARE REAL)?
Talking Animals?
Dragons?
Atlantis/ Atlanteans?
Muppets???????
Mermaids/ Mermen?
Aliens?
Richard Simmons?
Zombies?
Crystal Skulls?
King Arthur?
Angels?
Punky Brewster?

To be perfectly honest, as I was reading your list, I was pretty sure I was going to see the Angel Moroni at the bottom of it.

 

[Comet]

To be perfectly honest, as I was reading your list, I was pretty sure I was going to see the Angel Moroni at the bottom of it.

I'm afraid he falls under the "Angels" caterogy.

 

[lasthope]

I can't help but picture all the things listed gathered together at an outdoor picnic. What a riot that would be. Kermit and a couple of demons kicked back with some 40's debating being controlled by satan versus being controlled by a hand up your butt. King Arthur giving a lesson to some zombies about the benefits of impaling someone with a sword rather than eating them. Bigfoot and Nessie trying to decide who is more photogenic and Elvis bragging that he always gets away before people can get a picture of him. Then, of course, Hasselhoff and Simmons would be in the gazebo surrounded by worshipping gnomes. Everyone/thing else just talking about life, death, non-existance. For lunch? Talking animals and dragons. Don't forget the two old guys in the balcony heckling everyone. What were their names? HA!

 

[Comet]

I can't help but picture all the things listed gathered together at an outdoor picnic. What a riot that would be. Kermit and a couple of demons kicked back with some 40's debating being controlled by satan versus being controlled by a hand up your butt

ha ha ha, is there a difference?

King Arthur giving a lesson to some zombies about the benefits of impaling someone with a sword rather than eating them. Bigfoot and Nessie trying to decide who is more photogenic and Elvis bragging that he always gets away before people can get a picture of him

Or does it become Arthur the canibal with his Zombie Knights of the Round Eating Table? Elvis, Bigfoot, and Nessie all have a way of avoiding the camera! ha ha ha

. Then, of course, Hasselhoff and Simmons would be in the gazebo surrounded by worshipping gnomes.

At least you know the conspiracy is true..... I hope your Avartar and pictures at home aren't subjected to this evil rule!

Everyone/thing else just talking about life, death, non-existance. For lunch? Talking animals and dragons. Don't forget the two old guys in the balcony heckling everyone. What were their names? HA!

That is just wrong, and I can't remember the names either!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha


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THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SERIOUS AND FUNNY POSTS!!!!!! Keep em going! - AND FEATHERSINHAIR- you just run away again without answering!!!!!

 

[Draka]

Don't forget the two old guys in the balcony heckling everyone. What were their names? HA!

Waldorf and Statler!!! :jam:

 

[Feathers in Hair]

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SERIOUS AND FUNNY POSTS!!!!!! Keep em going! - AND FEATHERSINHAIR- you just run away again without answering!!!!!

Who, me? I just kinda assumed that others had put it more perfectly than I could. I'll go back and answer them, though.

 

[EnhancedSpirit]

I couldn't agree more .


As for the rest , they all exist to some degree . You should define what you mean by " real ".

BTW there is also the " Bearded Dragon "

I was going to cut and paste and answer each one 'yes' but I think I'll take the short answer instead . . . .

What he said.

 

[Feathers in Hair]

Just wanted to apologize! I had my reply all typed up, and then my computer froze. (And then, when I tried booting it back up and logging on to the internet, it looked like our phone had been turned off.)

So, I think I'll echo Kreeden (as usual) and say that it all really depends on your definition of 'real'. It's been my experience that there are several different realms beyond the one that's most readily apparent, and that certain creatures live in these places, coming out to be seen very rarely. These would include some of the ones you have listed, plus others, like kitsune-spirits, ogres and honest politicians.