Need help with filthy song lyrics, not for the PC type

[Wirey]

Not joking, leave now. Okay, you were warned.

I had an uncle who just passed away at 91. Good enough guy, but when we were kids he used to sing this bawdy song whenever he thought the girls weren't around. But believe me, they heard it. I have no idea what the name of the song is, so I'm hoping one of you has heard of it. My cousin is hoping to play it at his funeral. I'm not sure if these are the exact lyrics, but as I remember, one part went:

So put on your old pink bustle
And move your a** and hustle
'Cause tomorrow our room rent's due
So let your ar$e roll in clover
Let the boys look it over
If you can't get 5, take 2

Anyone?

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Found this on the Google:

Spoiler: Some rather explicit titles in the link

"Put On Your Old Gray Bustle" Song Lyrics w/Free MP3 Download

 

[Wirey]

Found this on the Google:

Spoiler: Some rather explicit titles in the link

"Put On Your Old Gray Bustle" Song Lyrics w/Free MP3 Download

I think that's it. Thanks.

Please don't judge me.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Not joking, leave now. Okay, you were warned.

I had an uncle who just passed away at 91. Good enough guy, but when we were kids he used to sing this bawdy song whenever he thought the girls weren't around. But believe me, they heard it. I have no idea what the name of the song is, so I'm hoping one of you has heard of it. My cousin is hoping to play it at his funeral. I'm not sure if these are the exact lyrics, but as I remember, one part went:

So put on your old pink bustle
And move your a** and hustle
'Cause tomorrow our room rent's due
So let your ar$e roll in clover
Let the boys look it over
If you can't get 5, take 2

Anyone?

Well I always did have a penchant for Barnacle Bill the Sailor the adult version.....

Maybe go for two!

 

[Guitar's Cry]

I think that's it. Thanks.

Please don't judge me.

No judgement! Sorry for your loss.

 

[Revoltingest]

Not joking, leave now. Okay, you were warned.

I had an uncle who just passed away at 91. Good enough guy, but when we were kids he used to sing this bawdy song whenever he thought the girls weren't around. But believe me, they heard it. I have no idea what the name of the song is, so I'm hoping one of you has heard of it. My cousin is hoping to play it at his funeral. I'm not sure if these are the exact lyrics, but as I remember, one part went:

So put on your old pink bustle
And move your a** and hustle
'Cause tomorrow our room rent's due
So let your ar$e roll in clover
Let the boys look it over
If you can't get 5, take 2

Anyone?

At first, I thought you needed bawdy lyrics written.
Imagine my disappointment.

 

[Quagmire]

At first, I thought you needed bawdy lyrics written.
Imagine my disappointment.

Me too

Now what am I going to do with this:

There once was a snowman named Wirey,
Who, although made of snow, was quite fiery,
Women's frozen delight,
He'd please scores in one night,
(or at least it says so in his diary)

 

[Wherenextcolumbus]

I think that's it. Thanks.

Please don't judge me.

I’ve heard and listen to worse so no judgment from me

 

[Revoltingest]

There once was a man made of snow.
An eager but impotent beau.
He unhooked a bra,
but started to thaw.
And melted away down below.

 

[It Aint Necessarily So]

that's it.

It's the first cut on this album: