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Need help with filthy song lyrics, not for the PC type

Wirey

Fartist
Not joking, leave now. Okay, you were warned.

I had an uncle who just passed away at 91. Good enough guy, but when we were kids he used to sing this bawdy song whenever he thought the girls weren't around. But believe me, they heard it. I have no idea what the name of the song is, so I'm hoping one of you has heard of it. My cousin is hoping to play it at his funeral. I'm not sure if these are the exact lyrics, but as I remember, one part went:

So put on your old pink bustle
And move your a** and hustle
'Cause tomorrow our room rent's due
So let your ar$e roll in clover
Let the boys look it over
If you can't get 5, take 2

Anyone?
 

Twilight Hue

Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Not joking, leave now. Okay, you were warned.

I had an uncle who just passed away at 91. Good enough guy, but when we were kids he used to sing this bawdy song whenever he thought the girls weren't around. But believe me, they heard it. I have no idea what the name of the song is, so I'm hoping one of you has heard of it. My cousin is hoping to play it at his funeral. I'm not sure if these are the exact lyrics, but as I remember, one part went:

So put on your old pink bustle
And move your a** and hustle
'Cause tomorrow our room rent's due
So let your ar$e roll in clover
Let the boys look it over
If you can't get 5, take 2

Anyone?
Well I always did have a penchant for Barnacle Bill the Sailor the adult version.....


Maybe go for two!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Not joking, leave now. Okay, you were warned.

I had an uncle who just passed away at 91. Good enough guy, but when we were kids he used to sing this bawdy song whenever he thought the girls weren't around. But believe me, they heard it. I have no idea what the name of the song is, so I'm hoping one of you has heard of it. My cousin is hoping to play it at his funeral. I'm not sure if these are the exact lyrics, but as I remember, one part went:

So put on your old pink bustle
And move your a** and hustle
'Cause tomorrow our room rent's due
So let your ar$e roll in clover
Let the boys look it over
If you can't get 5, take 2

Anyone?
At first, I thought you needed bawdy lyrics written.
Imagine my disappointment.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
At first, I thought you needed bawdy lyrics written.
Imagine my disappointment.
Me too

Now what am I going to do with this:

There once was a snowman named Wirey,
Who, although made of snow, was quite fiery,
Women's frozen delight,
He'd please scores in one night,
(or at least it says so in his diary)
 
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Wirey

Fartist
@Guitar's Cry and @It Aint Necessarily So :

My cousin found a version by Burl Ives of all people, and played it at the end of the funeral. The minister was not in the know, so apparently this bawdy song started playing, and everyone in the building cracked up laughing while he tried to figure out what the heck was going on. My cousin assures me I missed comedy gold. She called last night to thank me, so I thank you guys for the assist.
 
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