New Frubal ranks

[rojse]

I thought I might go and find the text displayed for the new (and old) frubal ranks. Yes, I had nothing to do.

I am sure that all of the posters on here will appreciate how difficult it is to get information about the lower ranks (I am sure I missed some) - considering how many people give out tens of thousands of frubals at once, it was quite difficult to find some people with very low amounts of frubals.

If I have missed one (or got it wrong) feel free to share.

0 - "X is an unknown quantity at this point"
250 - "X is on a distinguished road"
1000 - "X will become famous soon enough"
25,000 - "X has much to be proud of"
50,000 - "X has a brilliant future"
100,000 - "X has a reputation beyond repute"
250,000 - "X eats frubals for breakfast"
500,000 - "X thinks frubals grow on trees"
750,000 - "X has a stash of frubals on the cayman islands"
1,000,000 - "X is a frubal whore"
1,500,000 - "X is a frubal whore"
2,000,000 - "X gargles with frubals"
2,500,000 - "X added a shed out back to store more frubals"
3,000,000 - "X will work for frubals"
3,500,000 - "X sleeps on a big pile of frubals"
4,000,000 - "X started a frubal farm"
4,500,000 - "X is a ship on the sea of frubals"
5,000,000 - ?
5,500,000 - "X is called 'Da Frubalmeister' by his dorky friends"
6,000,000 - "X goes around asking 'do these frubals make my butt look big?' "
6,500,000 - "X is filling up landfills everywhere with frubals"
7,000,000 - "X has begun farting frubals"
8,000,000 - "X scares small children with frubals"
9,000,000 - "X thinks about frubals while making love"
10,000,000 - "X finds frubal whores and takes their lunch money"
11,000,000 - "X said your frubals smelt funny"
12,000,000 - "X would give your right arm for more frubals"
13,000,000 - "X won last year's frubal spitting contest"
14,000,000 - "X is starting a reform school for bad little frubals"
15,000,000 - "X was arrested for trying to claim frubals as tax deductions"
16,000,000 - "X will rent out frubals to newer members wanting to impress people"
17,000,000 - ?
18,000,000 - "X was sniffing your frubals when you weren't looking"

 

[te_lanus]

*yes I had nothing else to do*

 

[Gentoo]

Mine's at 5,751,885 and says that I think of frubals as mere sex objects

 

[te_lanus]

I thought I might go and find the text displayed for the new (and old) frubal ranks. Yes, I had nothing to do.

I am sure that all of the posters on here will appreciate how difficult it is to get information about the lower ranks (I am sure I missed some) - considering how many people give out tens of thousands of frubals at once, it was quite difficult to find some people with very low amounts of frubals.

If I have missed one (or got it wrong) feel free to share.

0 - "X is an unknown quantity at this point"
250 - "X is on a distinguished road"
1000 - "X will become famous soon enough"
25,000 - "X has much to be proud of"
50,000 - "X has a brilliant future"
100,000 - "X has a reputation beyond repute"
250,000 - "X eats frubals for breakfast"
500,000 - "X thinks frubals grow on trees"
750,000 - "X has a stash of frubals on the cayman islands"
1,000,000 - "X is a frubal whore"
1,500,000 - "X is a frubal whore"
2,000,000 - "X gargles with frubals"
2,500,000 - "X added a shed out back to store more frubals"
3,000,000 - "X will work for frubals"
3,500,000 - "X sleeps on a big pile of frubals"
4,000,000 - "X started a frubal farm"
4,500,000 - "X is a ship on the sea of frubals"
5,000,000 - ?
5,500,000 - "X is called 'Da Frubalmeister' by his dorky friends"
6,000,000 - "X goes around asking 'do these frubals make my butt look big?' "
6,500,000 - "X is filling up landfills everywhere with frubals"
7,000,000 - "X has begun farting frubals"
8,000,000 - "X scares small children with frubals"
9,000,000 - "X thinks about frubals while making love"
10,000,000 - "X finds frubal whores and takes their lunch money"
11,000,000 - "X said your frubals smelt funny"
12,000,000 - "X would give your right arm for more frubals"
13,000,000 - "X won last year's frubal spitting contest"
14,000,000 - "X is starting a reform school for bad little frubals"
15,000,000 - "X was arrested for trying to claim frubals as tax deductions"
16,000,000 - "X will rent out frubals to newer members wanting to impress people"
17,000,000 - ?
18,000,000 - "X was sniffing your frubals when you weren't looking"

Hi here is two more:
2,400,000 - x dreams of opening a frubal grooming salon
8,500,000 - x Gives your frubals the creeps

 

[rojse]

Hi here is two more:
2,400,000 - x dreams of opening a frubal grooming salon
8,500,000 - x Gives your frubals the creeps

After a person reaches a million, frubal titles increment at a rate of a new title every 250,000 frubals.

So, the title for one million frubals "X is a frubal whore", and the title at 1.25 million frubals is "X likes the look on kids' faces when you tell them their frubals are falling off". This changed since I posted the list (which Wandered Off was kind enough to inform me of).

 

[Gentoo]

Do these frubals really make my butt look big?

::Turns in mirror::

 

[monta]

there harmful when swallowed , I forgot to mention :sorry1:

 

[rojse]

Since the rank system has changed yet again, found time to do this:

It must be appreciated that it is hard to get information about the titles for the low frubal ranks.

0 - "X is an unknown quantity at this point"
2000 (not 2500) - "X has a spectacular aura about"
3000 (or 3500)- "X is a jewel in the rough"
5000 - "X is just really nice"
25,000 - "X has much to be proud of"
50,000 - "X has a brilliant future"
100,000 - "X has a reputation beyond repute"
250,000 - "X eats frubals for breakfast"
500,000 - "X thinks frubals grow on trees"
750,000 - "X has a frubal stash on the Cayman Islands"
1.00 million - "X is a frubal whore"
1.25 million - "X likes the look on kids' faces when you tell them their frubals are falling off"
1.50 million - "X hates having to clean up after all these frubals"
1.75 million - "X says every time you read this, God slaps a frubal"
2.00 million - "X gargles with frubals"
2.25 million - "X dreams of one day opening a frubal grooming salon"
2.50 million - ?
2.75 million - "X will be reincarnated as a frubal next time"
3.00 million - "X will work for frubals"
3.25 million - ?
3.50 million - "X sleeps on a big pile of frubals"
3.75 million - ?
4.00 million - ?
4.25 million - "X wonders whether 'frubal face' is an insult"
4.50 million - "X is a ship on the sea of frubals"
4.75 million - "X writes cute little love poems to frubals"
5.00 million - "X is called 'Da Frubalmeister' by his dorky friends"
5.25 million - "X tries to work the phrase 'more fun than a barrel of frubals' into every conversation"
5.50 million - ?
5.75 million - "X isn't quite sure why frubals always leave a ring in the tub"
6.00 million - "X goes around asking, 'do these frubals make my butt look big?' "
6.25 million - "X makes extra money selling frubals on a stick"
6.50 million - ?
6.75 million - ?
7.00 million - "X has begun farting frubals"
7.25 million - "X orders frubals 'extra-chunky style' "
7.50 million - "X likes your frubals as just friends but not THAT way - sorry"
7.75 million - ?
8.00 million - "X scares small children with frubals"
8.25 million - "X won an award for competitive frubal juggling"
8.50 million - "X gives your frubals the creeps"
8.75 million - "X glares at people who slurp their frubals"
9.00 million - ?
9.25 million - ?
9.50 million - "X thinks your frubals look fake"
9.75 million - "X whispers to complete strangers 'Pssst! Your frubals are unbuttoned!' "
10.00 million - ?
10.25 million - ?
10.50 million - ?
10.75 million - ?
11.00 million - ?
11.25 million - "X slapped your frubals upside the head and said they had it coming"
11.50 million - "X suavely slips your frubals to the dog under the table"
11.75 million - "X finds all these frubals somewhat intimidating, to be honest"
12.00 million - "X would give your right arm for more frubals"
12.25 million - ?
12.50 million - "X brags that these frubals cause less gas than the regular ones"
12.75 million - "X is a compulsive frubal licker"
13.00 million - "X won last year's frubal spitting contest"
13.25 million - "X tries counting frubals to get to sleep but only ends up more aroused"
13.50 million - ?
13.75 million - "X finds that trying to house-train frubals can be frustrating, yet messy"
14.00 million - "X is starting a reform school for bad little frubals"
14.25 million - "X forgot to mention that frubals can be harmful if swallowed"
14.50 million - "X warns that these frubals have been known to explode unexpectedly"
14.75 million - ?
15.00 million - ?
15.25 million - ?
15.50 million - "X surprised your frubals with crabs"
15.75 million - ?
16.00 million - "X will rent out frubals to newer members wanting to impress people"
16.25 million - "X has to stand on tip-toes to see over this pile of frubals"
16.50 million - ?
16.75 million - "X might sacrifice your frubals to the space god Zarkon if you're not careful"
17.00 million - ?
17.25 million - ?
17.50 million - ?
18.00 million - ?
18.25 million - ?
18.50 million - ?
18.75 million - "X almost drowned in a desparate attempt to win frubals"
19.00 million - "X hasn't washed these frubals all week"

I haven't put in the old titles because I am not sure if they were changed or not. And I think I got some of them wrong...

 

[te_lanus]

2,500,000 X added a shed out back to store more frubals

 

[monta]

17,000000 - has no idea we replaced all these frubals with replicas

 

[kiwimac]

Ok, let's see then

 

[kiwimac]

Still have that darn reputation beyond repute!