1. GB @ Det: oh what a difference a few weeks make. This write-off suddenly becomes a pause. A Santa pause? No, there's no gift giving here. The Pack is a visiting 3 road fav. 62% of the betting public says, "Why not?" with 38% responding, "Because." Ho, ho, ho. Detroit. They're playing better and have been for a while. If they could beat the Pack on the road why not at home?
No dice, TH. Sure, Stafford has been playing well the last two days but his performance at Lambeau was "meh" at best. Lacy has finally decided to show up and should help Rodgers out in the backfield. I am taking
Green Bay by 6.
2. Atl @ TB: hate this game like the Grinch hates Who Hash, but a pick'em 2.5 line favoring Tampa shouldn't leave anyone with indigestion for swallowing the "this is the week" Falcon narrative. The split (yea/nay on the line) is about even with thirty-nine and a half foot poles coming out in droves...I'm taking Atlanta because someone has to win.
Eww, this game sucks. Atlanta's defense might just enough to Winston and company a rough Sunday in Tampa. On the other hand... I have as much confidence in Matt Ryan as I do in Hulk Hogan making a return to the ring, it simply won't happen. With that said,
Atlanta, but it is going to be ugly.
3. Hou @ Buf: the Bills are a 2.5 fav at home. The split is 58/42 in favor. I think it's another heart breaker. I'll take the home team in cold weather over the visiting Texans. Buffalo.
I picked up the Houston defense this week, I am hoping for a low scoring affair in either case. Hobbes over there takes the
Bills and so do I.
4. SF @ Chi: Chicago is a confident 6.5 home favorite with the split in support of it 77/33. Should be a no brainer. I'd have taken it at seven....see what I did there?
Jay Cutler has to be licking his chops after two lack-luster performances against Green Bay and and Denver respectively. (Still bitter that he won at Green Bay...
) San Fran wishes the season ended in Week 2 and their destruction will continue here.
Da Bears.
5. Cin @ Cle: Cin is a 6.5 favorite and the split says "Yea" by a 90/10 margin. Heck, you can get over 50% offering ten now. Looks like the over/under on Manzel's bar tab would have been a more interesting bet. Bengals.
Cleveland is on a 6 game losing streak and they are rotating in after McCown got knocked out for the season. Should be a layup with the
Bengals and I agree with Vegas... they still owe me a ticket to the steak and lobster bar...
6. Jac @ Ten: the Titans keep burning me, but...this week they're a 2.5 home favorite. The split? 66/44 against. So, naturally, I'm staying with the Titans for the upset. Why: They're pretty evenly matched and Jac won the last one in a low scoring contest at home. On the road I figure it's more likely the other guy's turn.
I am with you here. If Mariota and Wright can get on the same page, they can create some magic against the struggling Jaguar secondary. I look for him to pull it together here, Titans.
7. Arz @ SL: The Cardinals are a 5.5 favorite with a whopping 81/19 split in agreement. I like them by eight or better, so I'm not arguing.
Arizona has too many weapons against the one dimensional StL defense. They will find holes all day, probably through the run game.
Cards!
8. Bal @ Mia: having to think about this game is like being dragged into a women's apparel store during Christmas shopping as a kid so your mom can try on blouses while you stare longingly through the front window at the Toys R Us across the way...anyway, Miami is a 4.5 favorite and the split on this one is running "who the hell cares?" dead even. I don't like either team by anything so I'm taking Baltimore.
Is the puppy bowl pre-game show on? Yeah, let's watch that instead. I will take the
Dolphins because of reasons, but mainly because we need a few contests here!
9. Sea @ Min: now this one is interesting. So interesting Vegas said, "Oh no we don't" and gave this a scintillating .5 line in favor of the home Vikings. When Vegas is trying to pull you in with all of a half point...you're better off putting everything on red at the roulette table. This split is a neither naughty nor nice 48/52 in favor. I like both teams, so I went into the numbers for help. It wasn't any.
Okay, Wilson found his sea(hawk) legs last week and AP will be bringing it, but I think I believe more in Seattle's ability to generate defensive heat and find some running room than I do the Vikings. The difference is at qb and it's just enough to tip this one and me in favor of Seattle.
Man, this is tough...
I am looking at Rawls and how impressive he has been since Lynch took a seat but the Vikings defense holds their own against the run. This is also trouble for Wilson who enjoys to take a jog himself. Across the field you have Peterson against another defense that is tough in their own right... It will be close and with the line so close,
Seahawks.
10. Jets @ Gia: the line is a curious 1.5 fav for the visitor with around 60% of those looking on going "Wha? Really?" I know the Giants haven't been the model of consistency, but I like Eli and crew by better than a fg this week.
No dice, if the Giants couldn't contain the Redskins, they cannot contain Fitzy and the boys. I take the
jets Jets JETS!
11. Den @ SD: Broncos are a 4.5 visiting fav. The split is 75/25 in favor. Sure, but an unproven qb on the road always makes me nervous.
Have a bit of faith... in the defense! While I do not think (what is his name again...) Osweiler will shoot the lights out, the SD defense is beatable and the Denver defense will help recover from his rookie mistakes.
Broncos.
12. KC @ Oak: head stratching 2.5 edge for visiting KC has me wondering what Vegas thinks it knows here. The split? 62/38 for...almost a surprise. I like KC going away and have it closer to a 29-21 final on the shy end. Now if Oak ignites offensively, this could end up a shoot out and a fg, which still leaves me with KC. Plus, KC will be wearing their Christmas colors. . .
I don't know much about either team, but what I do know is I picked up Maclin on the waiver and the Oakland defense is beatable.
Chefs, I mean, Chiefs!
13. Phi @ NE: Pats are a 9.5 home favorite. The split is 74/26 with. I know, it's a no-brainer, right? Or is it...I'm less sure. I'll take this as the upset by points.
No way, you have lost your marbles here. Amendola is making a triumphant return (I hope) to the ring and the Philly defense has more holes than a piece of swiss cheese. Look for Brady to shoot the lights out here.
Patriots.
14. Car @ NO: the Panthers continue their march toward perfection as a 7.5 road favorite, visiting a woeful Saints defense. The split is 66/44 in favor. The Saints have one of the best qbs of the modern era and that's always going to give you a puncher's chance, but the Panther defense is stout and the offense has found points aplenty itself. I'm going to start giving Carolina the credit they're sort of due.
Cam has easy pickins this week and 7.5 just isn't enough to sway me.
Panthers.
15. Ind @ Pit: hate this game. The Steelers are a 6.5 home favorite and the split is about even. I'm going with my Colts to at least keep it closer and make this one a fg or two game.
You could convince me that the Steelers win the game, but by a touchdown? Nah, field goal at most.
Colts.
16. Dal @ Was: Washington is an irksome 3.5 favorite against the perpetually wounded Cowboys...a double irony win for the home team? Why not. I'll take Dallas to keep it close enough to kill the gamblers with the half point gleam in their eye.
I'll take your money!
Washington at home because they both suck too bad to figure out which is worse. Give them both a loss, I don't care.