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We Never Know

No Slack
What i find strange is when people say "I'm not afraid of heights" I can stand on the ground and look up at heights all day long.
It's depths that get me. Standing on a heigh building and looking down into the depths at the ground a million miles below, thats when i go all wobbly "
I think that is called fear of falling, not fear of heights.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
After defeating Napoleon at Gettysburg, Genghis Khan crashed the Hindenburg into Teapot Dome, causing the Titanic to sink.
Which is how we know that the dinosaurs were planted by satanic short order cooks in order to confuse some guy named Wendell who sells rubber chickens to people who wear swim fins to formal events.
 

Tomef

Well-Known Member
Things are worse than I thought, it seems. Once Trump has excreted enough digested KFC to fire up the MAGA portal, I may consider travelling on the Mormon-MAGA Jesus boat to alternative facts dimension 4. I've heard it all makes sense when you get there.
 

Tomef

Well-Known Member
Well, I do keep my electronic devices in the refrigerator when they are not in use. As we speak, I am tying this on my laptop while it is on the main shelf in the fridge.
Wise. Cooling for you and your devices. Using fridge for both temperature control and lighting.
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Things are worse than I thought, it seems. Once Trump has excreted enough digested KFC to fire up the MAGA portal, I may consider travelling on the Mormon-MAGA Jesus boat to alternative facts dimension 4. I've heard it all makes sense when you get there.
Only MAGA isn't MAGA over there, it's MAFA, for Make America France Again.

I decided not to ask what that was about.
 
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