Forgive my ignorance, but couldn't god change this by enabling poofing to fix the soul?
Theoretically. But that would pretty much ruin the whole point of creating existence the way He did.
And where does all this information about his methods, and the fixing nature of suffering come from? Is it written somewhere?
Yes, Talmudic, Midrashic, etc.
What about all those who where nowhere near the ark to have seen it or hear about it and god's plan for their imminent annihilation?
Word spreads when you got 100 years and not relatively that many people.
ALSO, there's nothing in the account saying that Noah took the time to convince anyone of anything.
That's right. I'm Jewish not Christian. So the the Bible is not my only source of information. I'd probably go so far as to say its not even my main source of information.
There's "an aspect of each animal in mankind"? What aspect is that?
Its spiritual source.
And, who are you referring to when you say "his" soul?
Man.
If what you say here is true please provide your source of information.
Talmud, Midrash, other Rabbinic works.
Wh?????at? Honestly, besides being pretty much irrelevant, this is not making any sense to me at all
Considering your lack of background in Jewish literature/theology, I wouldn't think it would make any more sense that a bunch of random tidbits of Hindu theology/lore would make to me. Don't you think?
The exact time is nowhere near as important as an explanation of this laborious process god went through in light of the rule that G-d performs miracles on the smallest possible scale while accomplishing all the goals intended.
For you maybe. But for us, the details are also important. Every detail of the event is another lesson or falls under a certain principle. Since one of the goals of the Torah is to teach us the details that are provided are provided to teach.
You said "He had the ark made in specific dimensions because we can derive information from those dimensions," so I'm curious as to just what important information are we to derive from the fact that god had the ark made in specific dimensions?
One of the places you can find the answer to this is in the
Kli Yakar on Gen. 6:15.
You made a very strange claim, and I'm just trying to understand it.
"He used water to destroy the creation because there is something that we can derive from that specific form of punishment. etc. etc.
Which I take to mean; punishment through destruction by water yields a special something. So just what is this something you're talk about that justifies destruction by the use of water?
You can find the answer to this in that same source as above (among other places).
Every answer I give you, you'll question until you find a problem somewhere because
you know there is one. And I'm going to keep giving you answers, because we've had all the same questions you did (and a lot more than that too), but like way before critical reading became a thing. So all I need to do, is look in the relevant book (if I haven't seen it already) and voila: answer a la platter. But what am I supposed to do exactly? Every answer here comes with background and context that you don't have but would fill pages to give you. Just from the questions in this post alone I would have to give you background on the Jewish concepts of: suffering, the nature of the soul, the creation of Man, the nature of the world's existence, the nature of the generation of the flood (which would also require understanding events about Adam), fractals, Divine manipulation of the world, the nature of punishment, the nature of rectification, etc.
So if you're looking for a specific answer to a specific question, I can provide that. But if you're just going to waste my time looking for the chink in the mail, learn Hebrew and Aramaic, go out, buy some Jewish literature, study it and come back with your questions. That's what I do. My personal library at home has upwards of 300 works of Jewish literature spanning most areas of Jewish study. Then when I have a question, I have the background to make sense of the answer my Rabbi gives me. So once you have some background in Jewish theology and lore we can discuss your objections.