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Noah's Ark found?

MSizer

MSizer

MSizer
I heard that there are literally dozens of claims every year to have found the ark. Of course few are entertained at all.
 
The_Evelyonian

The_Evelyonian

Old-School Member
One of my favorite parts of the article:

"They claim carbon dating proves the relics are 4,800 years old — around the same time the ark was said to be afloat."

Well, when carbon dating says the earth is billions of years old then it must be flawed but when it says your ark is 4,800 years old.....

:facepalm:
 
tumbleweed41

tumbleweed41

Resident Liberal Hippie
The article says they Carbon dated the material of the Ark to be 4800 yrs old.....

Wait.....Carbon dated? Creationists? Something doesn't add up here....
 
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Nepenthe

Tu Stultus Es
I have an appointment with my evangelical dentist on Thursday and then I might swing by my evangelical car dealership for a tune-up and I should probably e-mail my evangelical analyst to see what kind of evangelical investments are available.
 
Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
Nepenthe said:
I have an appointment with my evangelical dentist on Thursday and then I might swing by my evangelical car dealership for a tune-up and I should probably e-mail my evangelical analyst to see what kind of evangelical investments are available.
Click to expand...

Dude, I found an evangelical massage parlor which does full evangelical release. You should check it out. It's friggin evangelical.
 
Beyondo

Beyondo

Active Member
This is pure B.S.! The story of Noah's arch is a metaphor of how aliens really cloned each and every animal on earth, including Noah's family to start a new colony of life on another Planet, Pandora. I mean you really think James Cameron came up with "Avatar" on his own?...:rolleyes:
 
Circle_One

Circle_One

Well-Known Member
Screw Noah! It think it's Utnapishtim's ark. The one that Ea told him to build back during the flood of Ancient Babylon

Or Ziusudra's ark that Enki told him to build in Ancient Sumer!

Or maybe it's Deucalion and Pyrrah's ark, that they built on the advice of Prometheus.

They all three landed on mountains too! Maybe it's one of theirs!
 
Smoke

Smoke

Done here.
Nonsense. The true Ark of Noah was translated to my backyard by the same angels who translated the Holy House of Mary to Loreto. I'm using it as a tool shed.
 
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