Nudism: Epic Frolic or Demon-jawed Doom?

[Sunstone]

Nudism, which is it?

(1) An innocent frolic affirming life and nature, or

(2) An invitation to be eternally possessed by the dark demons of decadence?

BONUS QUESTION: Describe the depraved acts of a demon possessed nudist near you.

 

[zenzero]

Friend Sunstone,

Nudism, which is it?

First post your 'nude' and then will know as to which category it will fall under.

Love & rgds

 

[Debater Slayer]

Getting naked exposes your inner loopholes to the demons that want to possess you and have access to your deepest and darkest places, if you catch my drift. It is fundamentally immoral and abhorrent.

 

[kashmir]

nudism is what we do when we ground our clothes for being bad, how is this not an option?

 

[Sunstone]

This is a pressing issue.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I am trying to understand why it is important to you. Adopting nudism is very drastic, a huge cultural alteration. Why are there nudist colonies? Why do nudists want people to go naked? Why is this in the jokes section?

 

[Brickjectivity]

You're going to say that I have to go naked to find out. :yes: Is this a Masonic conspiracy?

 

[Alceste]

Oh my god Sunstone, just make sure you keep your vile, disgusting, horrible, psychologically traumatizing man package well away from me and my children if you must insist on unleashing it from its cottony prison to indulge your many perversions.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh my god Sunstone, just make sure you keep your vile, disgusting, horrible, psychologically traumatizing man package well away from me and my children if you must insist on unleashing it from its cottony prison to indulge your many perversions.

Your cowardly clothed ways shall be disclosed for all to see! The naked shall dance upon your tresses. This shall be the last generation of people to wear clothes and forever more Santa's lap shall be naked.

 

[columbus]

Getting naked exposes your inner loopholes to the demons that want to possess you and have access to your deepest and darkest places, if you catch my drift. It is fundamentally immoral and abhorrent.

Aw. You're just trying to poe my leg, aren't you

Tom

 

[Brickjectivity]

Aw. You're just trying to poe my leg, aren't you

Tom

Its no joke. Soon Congress will vote clothing away permanently. It inhibits the pursuit of life and happiness. The Masonic conspiracy which sought to shut up the nudists into colonies has backfired. No more colonies. No more nudists. Just naked. Everything will be naked.

Even the furries are going to be naked from here on out, and we will shave the farm animals into a more naturally naked state. The goats may keep their horns though, because...its a goat thing.

 

[columbus]

Its no joke. Soon Congress will vote clothing away permanently. It inhibits the pursuit of life and happiness. The Masonic conspiracy which sought to shut up the nudists into colonies has backfired. No more colonies. No more nudists. Just naked. Everything will be naked.

Even the furries are going to be naked from here on out, and we will shave the farm animals into a more naturally naked state. The goats may keep their horns though, because...its a goat thing.

Won't be Congress. Obama will ram it through. You know what those black guys are like.

Tom

 

[Brickjectivity]

Won't be Congress. Obama will ram it through. You know what those black guys are like.

Tom

No matter what I have a feeling that there will soon be a lot more women congress -- a lot more hot young women. I also predict a resurgence of interest in Sarah Palin, who will no doubt knock out her contenders.

 

[Alceste]

Won't be Congress. Obama will ram it through. You know what those black guys are like.

Tom

Yeah, that guy is always ramming things down everybody's throats.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Obama represents a truly naked future. No more plain handshakes. From now on politicians will spit, then shake.

 

[columbus]

Obama represents a truly naked future. No more plain handshakes. From now on politicians will spit, then shake.

If you're gonna spit first don't reach for my hand. Ewww
Tom

 

[columbus]

I'll vote as soon as "Human bodies are the most basic part of the human experience" is an option.


Tom

 

[Brickjectivity]

Naked Keebler Elves! Naked Disney on Ice!

 

[Gehennaite]

I prefer clothing, since it is a unique expression of one's personality, as well as a form of physical comfort. And, I don't like the thought of my genitalia swinging in full view of public eyes either.

 

[DreadFish]

Nudity is the next big thing since sliced bread.

The people who don't like nudity are just in denial. Really, everyone is a closet nudist. It used to be hard for me to admit that I was secretly naked under my clothes all the time. I also reveled in taking showers, naked, early in the morning while everyone was still asleep. Now I can accept my habit and I go naked under my clothes, unashamedly, everyday!

Once everyone comes out of the closet, we won't even need closets because there wont be any clothes! "Clothed" also sounds like "closed", and when you're no longer clothed/closed, you are open for business!

What im trying to say is that im not very creative today.