Gaura Priya
IRL
You can't... that's an old joke about some people being such bad cooks they could even burn water. Or the associated joke... "I'm such a bad cook I can't even boil water".
I must be that young.
I've had a teenage girl burn water once... she left the boiling water on the stove and attended some other important duty... namely the television. The whole kitchen was in smoke.
I've also heard of another friend who burned french fries in the oven... burn nachos, and other simple preparations. And toast... good lord, toast.
Radhashtami was nice. I had rice, chickpea sabji, potato sabji, puris (deep-fried bread), strawberry sweet rice (kheer), mango lassi (yogourt shake), moist blueberry carob cake... and creamy ultra-delicious mango ice cream (kulfi)... :beach: