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Ok whose idea was it to let a dove into the trinity?

Father

Father

Devourer of Truth
Like was there a meeting in heaven about this?

God: ok Guy's this Father-Son team thing is Good but I think we need a third person in on this group project.

Jesus: Hmm who should we add? I know a few humans.

God: no no no, humans suck we need something better... something smarter...

*Dove flys through window and lands on table*
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God: yes its white. its a Bird. Birds are like Angels.

Michael: Um sir...

God: What now!

Michael: Um its just Dove's have a habit of pooping on everything and they die if they eat rice should we really-

God: Magic Dove's! every dove shall be the dove.

Michael: Omnipresent doves?

God: exactly. We shall call him Dave.

Jesus: Welcome aboard Dave

Dave:...


And that is how the Trinity was formed.
 
Father

Father

Devourer of Truth
Kelly of the Phoenix said:

Reminds me of this clip and others :)
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also, why is this trinity even a thing? in the new testament, it is simply God and his kid. two different beings both Gods. I mean we see times of Jesus praying and talking to his dad. so that's Jesus talking to himself? why pray? he can do it himself.
 
Ingledsva

Ingledsva

HEATHEN ALASKAN
Father said:
Like was there a meeting in heaven about this?

God: ok Guy's this Father-Son team thing is Good but I think we need a third person in on this group project.

Jesus: Hmm who should we add? I know a few humans.

God: no no no, humans suck we need something better... something smarter...

*Dove flys through window and lands on table*
hd-dove-wallpapers.jpg


God: yes its white. its a Bird. Birds are like Angels.

Michael: Um sir...

God: What now!

Michael: Um its just Dove's have a habit of pooping on everything and they die if they eat rice should we really-

God: Magic Dove's! every dove shall be the dove.

Michael: Omnipresent doves?

God: exactly. We shall call him Dave.

Jesus: Welcome aboard Dave

Dave:...


And that is how the Trinity was formed.
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Actually they were originally Pagan and incorporated many Pagan images into their religion.

Babylonians, Assyrians, and others, had Goddesses depicted as doves, thus the pagan trinity of Father, Mother, Son.

YHVH is a Sun God. The cross is a Sun symbol.

There are ancient Synagogue floors with the zodiac, and YHVH in his Sun Chariot in the middle.

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And this below shows some of the many thousands of Goddesses dug up in Israel, - some still in their shrines. This proves they worshipped the Goddess, and that the Elohiym in Genesis are the original God and Goddess - with male AND female made in THEIR image.

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The Bible even tells us so -

Jer 44:17 But we will certainly do whatsoever thing goeth forth out of our own mouth, to burn incense unto the Queen of Heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her, as we have done, we, and our fathers, our kings, and our princes, in the cities of Judah, and in the streets of Jerusalem: for then had we plenty of victuals, and were well, and saw no evil.

Jer 44:18 But since we left off to burn incense to the Queen of Heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her, we have wanted all things, and have been consumed by the sword and by the famine.

Jer 7:18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the Queen of Heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.

2Kings 21:7 And he set the graven image of Asherah that he had made, in the house of which Jehovah had said to David and to Solomon his son, In this house, and in Jerusalem, which I have chosen out of all the tribes of Israel, will I put my name for ever;

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Father

Father

Devourer of Truth
Ingledsva said:
Actually they were originally Pagan and incorporated many Pagan images into their religion.

Babylonians, Assyrians, and others, had Goddesses depicted as doves, thus the pagan trinity of Father, Mother, Son.

YHVH is a Sun God. The cross is a Sun symbol.

There are ancient Synagogue floors with the zodiac, and YHVH in his Sun Chariot in the middle.

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And this below shows some of the many thousands of Goddesses dug up in Israel, - some still in their shrines. This proves they worshipped the Goddess, and that the Elohiym in Genesis are the original God and Goddess - with male AND female made in THEIR image.

View attachment 19248

The Bible even tells us so -

Jer 44:17 But we will certainly do whatsoever thing goeth forth out of our own mouth, to burn incense unto the Queen of Heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her, as we have done, we, and our fathers, our kings, and our princes, in the cities of Judah, and in the streets of Jerusalem: for then had we plenty of victuals, and were well, and saw no evil.

Jer 44:18 But since we left off to burn incense to the Queen of Heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her, we have wanted all things, and have been consumed by the sword and by the famine.

Jer 7:18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the Queen of Heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.

2Kings 21:7 And he set the graven image of Asherah that he had made, in the house of which Jehovah had said to David and to Solomon his son, In this house, and in Jerusalem, which I have chosen out of all the tribes of Israel, will I put my name for ever;

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how do you get a cross out of the sun?
 
proudpagan

proudpagan

Member
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I can show you that This entire concept of Christian trinity is fiction . Throughout the Bible, the Holy Spirit is described as the power of God. It is never addressed as an individual or a separate entity. Here are some of the scriptures that prove the Holy Spirit as the power of God.

  • Luke 1:35 – “And the angel answered her, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the POWER OF THE MOST HIGH will overshadow you…”
  • Act 1:8 – “But you will receive POWER when the Holy Spirit has come upon you…“.
  • Zechariah 4:6 – “… Not by might, nor by power, but by my Spirit, says the LORD of hosts.”
  • Micah 3:8 – “But as for me, I am filled with POWER, with the Spirit of the LORD…”
  • II Timothy 1:7 – For God gave us a spirit not of fear but of power and love and self-control”.
Holy Spirit can be shared or distributed – “For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost” (Heb 6:4).

And on the Top of that
Jesus never called the Holy Spirit as His Father even if He was conceived by it.
If Holy Spirit is an entity in the God Family, Jesus should have called the Holy Spirit as Father since we can read in Matthew 1:20;

“But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.”

Then ,
Paul’s salutations in His epistles never mentioned the Holy Spirit.
If the Holy Spirit is a God persona, we should have read Paul mentioning it in his salutations in all his epistles. If he did not, then it will be a great insult to the Holy Spirit!

Paul did not just ignore the Holy Spirit once, twice or thrice, but 13 TIMES! Surely, we should have seen God punishing or even just telling Paul that he forgot someone in the God family, right?
 
Father

Father

Devourer of Truth
proudpagan said:
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I can show you that This entire concept of Christian trinity is fiction . Throughout the Bible, the Holy Spirit is described as the power of God. It is never addressed as an individual or a separate entity. Here are some of the scriptures that prove the Holy Spirit as the power of God.

  • Luke 1:35 – “And the angel answered her, “The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the POWER OF THE MOST HIGH will overshadow you…”
  • Act 1:8 – “But you will receive POWER when the Holy Spirit has come upon you…“.
  • Zechariah 4:6 – “… Not by might, nor by power, but by my Spirit, says the LORD of hosts.”
  • Micah 3:8 – “But as for me, I am filled with POWER, with the Spirit of the LORD…”
  • II Timothy 1:7 – For God gave us a spirit not of fear but of power and love and self-control”.
Holy Spirit can be shared or distributed – “For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost” (Heb 6:4).

And on the Top of that
Jesus never called the Holy Spirit as His Father even if He was conceived by it.
If Holy Spirit is an entity in the God Family, Jesus should have called the Holy Spirit as Father since we can read in Matthew 1:20;

“But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost.”

Then ,
Paul’s salutations in His epistles never mentioned the Holy Spirit.
If the Holy Spirit is a God persona, we should have read Paul mentioning it in his salutations in all his epistles. If he did not, then it will be a great insult to the Holy Spirit!

Paul did not just ignore the Holy Spirit once, twice or thrice, but 13 TIMES! Surely, we should have seen God punishing or even just telling Paul that he forgot someone in the God family, right?
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if you need a chart and chapters of explanation to describe the the God you worship. maybe yeah need a new system. not you i am speaking in general XD
 
Ingledsva

Ingledsva

HEATHEN ALASKAN
DavidFirth said:
The ignorance shown in this thread so far is astounding.
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Your usual putdown, with no real rebuttal - which would be PROOF.

You Christians just ignore this info, and all those sun gods born around the Winter Solstice with the birth of the sun/son, and dying and resurrecting, such as Attis, Tammuz, etc. Look them up. They have crosses, and sun haloes around their heads, etc. There are ancient crosses all over Egypt. Interesting as they came up with the One God concept first. Look up cross history videos on Youtube.

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Tammuz -
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Milton Platt

Milton Platt

Well-Known Member
Father said:
Like was there a meeting in heaven about this?

God: ok Guy's this Father-Son team thing is Good but I think we need a third person in on this group project.

Jesus: Hmm who should we add? I know a few humans.

God: no no no, humans suck we need something better... something smarter...

*Dove flys through window and lands on table*
hd-dove-wallpapers.jpg


God: yes its white. its a Bird. Birds are like Angels.

Michael: Um sir...

God: What now!

Michael: Um its just Dove's have a habit of pooping on everything and they die if they eat rice should we really-

God: Magic Dove's! every dove shall be the dove.

Michael: Omnipresent doves?

God: exactly. We shall call him Dave.

Jesus: Welcome aboard Dave

Dave:...


And that is how the Trinity was formed.
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It's cute, it makes cute noises, and it tastes good. What's not to like???
 
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