On-line love affair

[Wirey]

We've all seen a couple or two who met here. True love at RF, what could be better? I'll tell you what could be better, meaningless nookie at RF! For a long time I've been seriously attracted to another poster, and I want to jack it up to the next level! @BSM1 , slick down that hair and break out the mustard! Tonight's the night!

 

[Buttercup]

I've decided online love affairs are not for me. Although for you, I'll make an exception just this once.

 

[Wirey]

I've decided online love affairs are not for me. Although for you, I'll make an exception just this once.

This might work out. On-line me doesn't have to take three Viagra just to straighten his tie.

 

[BSM1]

We've all seen a couple or two who met here. True love at RF, what could be better? I'll tell you what could be better, meaningless nookie at RF! For a long time I've been seriously attracted to another poster, and I want to jack it up to the next level! @BSM1 , slick down that hair and break out the mustard! Tonight's the night!

Ha! I still remember the last time I heard this from you. I waited for you half the night in a bus station in some hole in the wall town in Eastern Wisconsin only to find out you couldn't cut the mustard when you finally staggered in. Bring your own condiments this time.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, good...poetry!
It's not a real affair unless you post love poetry.

 

[SpeaksForTheTrees]

Oh, good...poetry!
It's not a real affair unless you post love poetry.

The boy stood on the burning deck
His head was in a whirl.
He put his head between his legs
And wished he was a girl.

 

[Mycroft]

Oh, good...poetry!
It's not a real affair unless you post love poetry.

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Gently stroking his madam.
And great was his mirth,
For in all of the earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'em.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Oh, good...poetry!
It's not a real affair unless you post love poetry.

I hate poultry

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Bring your own condiments this time.

"Condiments". I love that word!

 

[BSM1]

I hate poultry

But..but...it tastes kinda like...well...fish that tastes kinda like chicken, doesn't it?

 

[Smart_Guy]

But..but...it tastes kinda like...well...fish that tastes kinda like chicken, doesn't it?

Oh... okay, then I like it

 

[Revoltingest]

Ode to illicit love in politics.....

A senator from Boston Mass
was driving a comely young lass.
While lusting to pound'r,
in a stupor he drowned'r,
& that was the end of his a**!

 

[Revoltingest]

I hate poultry

You poor man.....
Denied the joys of both swine & fowl.
At least you have mutton.

 

[Smart_Guy]

You poor man.....
Denied the joys of both swine & fowl.
At least you have mutton.

What the... I wouldn't eat anything fowl of course!!!

I also don't eat mutton. I don't eat such gloves (British people will get it).

 

[Revoltingest]

What the... I wouldn't eat anything fowl of course!!!
I also don't eat mutton. I don't eat such gloves (British people will get it).

What is in your shawarma then, if not lamb, pork or chicken?

 

[Smart_Guy]

What is in your shawarma then, if not lamb, pork or chicken?

Chicken, and it is neither foul nor gloves.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I've become completely infatuated with my online self. It's surprising since I can't stand myself in real life.

 

[Revoltingest]

I've become completely infatuated with my online self. It's surprising since I can't stand myself in real life.

I sell a line of greeting cards you might like.
Here's one....

 

[Buttercup]

Here's a love poem I created just for you @Wirey

There once was a lusty fellow named Wirey,
His consuming passion for the ladies was firey.
Till one day he awoke,
Looked down and saw smoke,
While the women clinked glass at the winery.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

I also don't eat mutton. I don't eat such gloves (British people will get it).

Sorry, guv, but I haint familiar wiv "mutton gloves", it sarnds a bit kinky though. Mutton ( Mutt and Jeff ) is rhyming slang for "deaf", that's orl I can fink of.