On using caps ...

[Jayhawker Soule]

Dear people who type in all lowercase,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely,
Capital Letters

- anonymous

 

[Revoltingest]

And.....

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Iti oj]

Dear people who type in all lowercase,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely,
Capital Letters

- anonymous

Civility and intelligence. Context often helps too. Phone capitalizes the start of sentences.

 

[sun rise]

And.....

The serial comma is sometimes useful and sometimes not. I dedicate this post to my wife, Hillary Clinton, and @Revoltingest versus. I dedicate this post to my wife, Hillary Clinton and @Revoltingest. Rather than fight over religion and politics, let's fight about what really matters - proper punctuation and how everyone but me is doing it wrong.

 

[Revoltingest]

The serial comma is sometimes useful and sometimes not. I dedicate this post to my wife, Hillary Clinton, and @Revoltingest versus. I dedicate this post to my wife, Hillary Clinton and @Revoltingest. Rather than fight over religion and politics, let's fight about what really matters - proper punctuation and how everyone but me is doing it wrong.

My approach.......when in doubt, use the comma.
And over-use ellipses.

 

[Berserk]

Not everyone realizes, as I do, that TRUTH IS MEASURED IN DECIBELS! I need capitals in order to SHOUT and thus secure the attention of poor listeners. Some may deem me arrogant for saying this. But God has given me the grace to be humble--because I don't think I'm half as good as I really am.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Hmmpht.....

I know some people like using caps to keep all their letters fresh.

Sometimes however, you simply have to take the caps off in order to eat them.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Civility and intelligence. Context often helps too. Phone capitalizes the start of sentences.

Yeah, and then fight me on anything I have to capitalize that comes after that.

I dedicate this post to my wife, Hillary Clinton and @Revoltingest.

Es tut Mir leid.

 

[Augustus]

helping your Uncle Jack off

uncle Jack

You superfluously capitalising scoundrel you. One of these days we're going to run out of them because the likes of you are chucking them around willy-nilly.

Just as well some of the more ethically inclined scribes forego them completely to allow reserves to replenish. Perhaps like with carbon, we could set up a capital letter trading scheme between over users and under users to aid sustainability.

 

[Kapalika]

Dear people who type in all lowercase,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely,
Capital Letters

- anonymous

Why not both?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Dear people who type in all lowercase,

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Sincerely,
Capital Letters

- anonymous

Because learning German was detrimental in my ability to spell in English and had my capitalizing nouns in English, that I just realized you're helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and if you're helping your uncle jack off a horse, I don't want any of those those drugs.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Because learning German was detrimental in my ability to spell in English and had my capitalizing nouns in English, that I just realized you're helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and if you're helping your uncle jack off a horse, I don't want any of those those drugs.

Might be a purty horse...

 

[Jainarayan]

Does this mean I can be careless if the children are fast?

 

[Draka]

uncle Jack

You superfluously capitalising scoundrel you. One of these days we're going to run out of them because the likes of you are chucking them around willy-nilly.

Just as well some of the more ethically inclined scribes forego them completely to allow reserves to replenish. Perhaps like with carbon, we could set up a capital letter trading scheme between over users and under users to aid sustainability.

Ah, but you are supposed to capitalize aunt and uncle if they are prior to names as they are titles. You use lowercase if there is a possessive pronoun in front of it like "my". She is my aunt, I call her Aunt Lolly.

 

[Thief]

I .....JUST LIKE.....TO POKE AT THE .....PERIOD.......KEY..................................................

 

[Smart_Guy]

I NEVER KNEW PERIODS HAVE KEYS!!!

DO THEY HAVE DIFFERENT KEYS FOR EACH MONTH?

Wait, I think I'm confused here!

 

[Thief]

if this thread falls apart.....blame that Smart Guy

 

[Kapalika]

This joke is ancient;
why so many likes?
this topic makes me impatient.
it makes me wanna fight.

Helping jack off a horse
is like getting flak for a verse;
a missed comma read you can't reverse;
at least if someone read it first.

* attempts to think of something more coherent but fails*

 

[Smart_Guy]

This joke is ancient;
why so many likes?

The likes are not necessarily because of enjoying it as a joke, they are most likely for agreeing with it to imply the subject issue is indeed annoying.

I mEAn, thiEf ABOVE diD Not stArt hiS PoSt with a capiTAL LEttER. yOu can bLAme him for this threaD.