Out-boast Kanye.

[Thief]

but you can't proof read your own list....

 

[Draka]

but you can't proof read your own list....

I don't see anything wrong with his list.

 

[Buttercup]

When I'm in a good mood, one lucky girl gets thrown into outer space.

Meow. How ya doin'?

 

[Draka]

Meow. How ya doin'?

 

[Buttercup]

I took it sexually, alright? I'm single. The thought was pleasant. So sue me.

 

[BSM1]

I can read these posts for hours and purposely never try to understand a single idea.

 

[Kori]

I'm the one that talked Vladimir Putin into liberating parts of Ukraine.

 

[Kori]

Meow. How ya doin'?

Forget space I say we raid and pillage. But where? Britain or France?

 

[Buttercup]

Sorry, but after thinking about this thread for a half an hour, I've decided it's simply impossible to out boast Kanye, he's too good at loving himself.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

When I'm in a good mood, one lucky girl gets thrown into outer space.

Just one? Pfssssh!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have more musical talent in my bits of anxiety-chewed finger nails than the total sum of what Kanye has.

 

[Wirey]

Meow. How ya doin'?

Not what I meant, but I'm in!

I don't have to take a woman to bed to satisfy her sexually. I can bring her to the finish line by mailing her a picture of myself, dressed in a thong and a Mr. Universe banner.

 

[Buttercup]

Not what I meant, but I'm in!

Got it. Guess you missed my next post, Wire-less.

I took it sexually, alright? I'm single. The thought was pleasant. So sue me.

I don't have to take a woman to bed to satisfy her sexually. I can bring her to the finish line by mailing her a picture of myself, dressed in a thong and a Mr. Universe banner.

That tops Kanye, for sure.

 

[Wirey]

I don't like to brag, but Carly Simon's "You're So Vain" was actually about me.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I'm Caucasian and I have a penis.


Bam.

 

[RRex]

I have an airplane which is not only invisible...it's entirely undetectable.

I have the same thing AND it runs on BACON.

 

[Revoltingest]

I have the same thing AND it runs on BACON.

Is it invisible bacon?

 

[RRex]

Is it invisible bacon?

Ya' got me there.

 

[Wirey]

I had a 'who has more balls' contest with Lance Armstrong and won by five.

 

[Draka]

I'm Caucasian and I have a penis.


Bam.

Doesn't matter what race I am...I have a vagina. And breasts. Breasts for the win.