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Perfection: What Is It?

BSM1

BSM1

What? Me worry?
Wirey said:
I am perfection. When your valueless butt comes home, your wife or girlfriend wishes it was me. I can do any job, I can please any woman, and I can control every situation. I am exactly what Superman wants to be when he grows up. I know what sky tastes like. I can feel your pain even faster than I can bring it down on you. Jesus would ask my advice if he were around. I can do the Conquerors Root and I can slam a revolving door. I am the very acme of evolution. I was what God meant when he said "Let there be light". Every woman wishes she had me, and every man wishes he was me. I stared Death in the eye and he blinked. I am the mother-******* man!

So, ladies, how you doin'?
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And you seldom drink beer but when you do it's Dos XX?
 
Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
Wirey said:
I am perfection. When your valueless butt comes home, your wife or girlfriend wishes it was me. I can do any job, I can please any woman, and I can control every situation. I am exactly what Superman wants to be when he grows up. I know what sky tastes like. I can feel your pain even faster than I can bring it down on you. Jesus would ask my advice if he were around. I can do the Conquerors Root and I can slam a revolving door. I am the very acme of evolution. I was what God meant when he said "Let there be light". Every woman wishes she had me, and every man wishes he was me. I stared Death in the eye and he blinked. I am the mother-******* man!

So, ladies, how you doin'?
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Psst, hey man, there's a booger on your cheek.
 
godnotgod

godnotgod

Thou art That
"Nothing we see or hear is perfect, and yet there, in the midst of all the imperfection, lies Perfect Reality!"

Shunryu Suzuki, founder, San Francisco Zen Center
 
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