Pet names for genitalia...

[McBell]

In the Old Enough to Ask thread it was brought up that some people could not even say the correct names of genitalia in front of their children.

that got me wondering what all the different names people used.

Please list the names you have heard being used for genitalia.

To get the thread started:

girls:

Butterfly
tinkler sprinkler
front butt
manhole
sheep warmer
​

boys:

pee bug
water spout
pee stick

​

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

I've never heard any of those names for genitalia. As far as my kids go, we taught them penis and vagina. We never used any off-names for them. And all the names I've heard in reference to them, other than, like, boy-parts and girl-parts, are extremely vulgar and not suitable for this forum.

 

[Vile Atheist]

Mutton Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, One-eyed Trouser, Trout, Ding Dong, Ankle-Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Hairy Hot Dog, Davey Crockett, Wang, Wazzoo, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Peepee, Kidney Cracker, Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile, Gigglestick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle Dick, Purple Helmet Warrior.

 

[England my lionheart]

One eyed pyjama Python,Joy Javelin,Donga,spear of destiny,****,Horn of plenty

*****,Honey pot,Man in the Boat,pleasure Palace

 

[Revoltingest]

Winkie
Roscoe
Big Ed
Willie
Johnson
Dumbstick

I'd forgotten about the "little man in the boat"....kudos!

 

[England my lionheart]

In the Old Enough to Ask thread it was brought up that some people could not even say the correct names of genitalia in front of their children.

that got me wondering what all the different names people used.

Please list the names you have heard being used for genitalia.

To get the thread started:

girls:

Butterfly
tinkler sprinkler
front butt
manhole
sheep warmer
​

boys:

pee bug
water spout
pee stick

​

I'm finding "Sheep warmer" a bit formidable.

 

[Skwim]

Mutton Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, One-eyed Trouser, Trout, Ding Dong, Ankle-Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Hairy Hot Dog, Davey Crockett, Wang, Wazzoo, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Peepee, Kidney Cracker, Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile, Gigglestick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle Dick, Purple Helmet Warrior.

Ah ha! The old copy/paste trick. Tsk! Tsk!

 

[Vile Atheist]

Ah ha! The old copy/paste trick. Tsk! Tsk!

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[wubs23]

i have a pet goldfish called 'genitalia'.. does that count?