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The Voice of Reason
Doctor of Thinkology
A couple more that didn't pan out for me -
"Don't I know you from the bus?"
"Want to see a trick I learned in prison?"
"Are you drunk, or is that just a lazy eye?"
"I'm just dying to know - how much did those implants cost?"
TVOR
"Don't I know you from the bus?"
"Want to see a trick I learned in prison?"
"Are you drunk, or is that just a lazy eye?"
"I'm just dying to know - how much did those implants cost?"
TVOR
The Voice of Reason
Doctor of Thinkology
Kate Tacular reminds me of a girl I once met in a bar (I was a younger man then). I actually did ask this girl (with the benefit of some "Liquid Courage") the following:
I sidled up to her with my drink in my hand and asked her "Do you think it would be forward of me to lick your feet?"
TVOR
PS - Alchohol does some strange things to the male mind.
I sidled up to her with my drink in my hand and asked her "Do you think it would be forward of me to lick your feet?"
TVOR
PS - Alchohol does some strange things to the male mind.
mrscardero
Kal-El's Mama
I know...I like the pic of Francois though...makes him look all gangsta andThe Voice of Reason said:
the love in his eyes...
Graphics...yahoo...type what you want to see and click on image...Wala! Presto! Bang!
Some of the images I already have on file so I copy and paste...gotta spice up things.
For me...Plain bagel is bland without cream cheese.
M
Majikthise
Guest
I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire ,I own a mansion and a yacht.
Here I go, embarassing myself again................
I mentioned that I knew nothing of girls as a late teenager; at college there was a very pretty girl I had my heart set on. But, of course, being me, I became overcome with nerves whenever I tried talking to her.
A friend of mine suggested : 'Try giving her a compliment'
The next day, she and another friend of mine (Male) were walking down the street. I had been 'practicing' my complement for hours; I waited until she said something appropriate, and jumped in with an out of breath(Nerves) :-
"Oh, Suzanne, brains as well as beauty"
I wished there had been a large whole in the pavement through which I could disappear.
I mentioned that I knew nothing of girls as a late teenager; at college there was a very pretty girl I had my heart set on. But, of course, being me, I became overcome with nerves whenever I tried talking to her.
A friend of mine suggested : 'Try giving her a compliment'
The next day, she and another friend of mine (Male) were walking down the street. I had been 'practicing' my complement for hours; I waited until she said something appropriate, and jumped in with an out of breath(Nerves) :-
"Oh, Suzanne, brains as well as beauty"
I wished there had been a large whole in the pavement through which I could disappear.
Scuba Pete
Le plongeur avec attitude...
"Hey there, sweetheart. Anyone ever told you that you look just like Janet Reno?"
"My car is just out back, I can take you home, I'll pull around and pick you up at the door. Just look for the beige minivan".
"Great, it's a date then, My Mom and I will pick you up at 8".
"Him my name is [insert name here], I'd love to take you out to dinner tonight. I hope you are in the mood for a Big Mac!"
"I'd buy you a drink, but I left my wallet in my other pants. Can I borrow 5 bucks"?
[Walk up to her at the bar and stare at her with a grin for 30 seconds.] "I've got new shoes on"!
"I really, really, really need a friend. Will you be my friend"?
"Whoops! (look at watch) I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to run home now, it's time for my Lithium".
"Hi, you wanna hear about the 101 things I have invented that you can do with a squirrel?"
"Which Spice Girl are you?"
"My car is just out back, I can take you home, I'll pull around and pick you up at the door. Just look for the beige minivan".
"Great, it's a date then, My Mom and I will pick you up at 8".
"Him my name is [insert name here], I'd love to take you out to dinner tonight. I hope you are in the mood for a Big Mac!"
"I'd buy you a drink, but I left my wallet in my other pants. Can I borrow 5 bucks"?
[Walk up to her at the bar and stare at her with a grin for 30 seconds.] "I've got new shoes on"!
"I really, really, really need a friend. Will you be my friend"?
"Whoops! (look at watch) I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to run home now, it's time for my Lithium".
"Hi, you wanna hear about the 101 things I have invented that you can do with a squirrel?"
"Which Spice Girl are you?"
jewscout
Religious Zionist
I saw this in an Indian film once and i thought it was the best line EVER! if only i could get it to work lol.....
Dude: Hey
Chick: Hi
Dude:...So um you want to buy me a pizza?
Chick: What?
Dude: Well there's this great place down the street and i was wondering...ya know since i'm a strapped for cash you could buy me a pizza.
Chick: I think you got it backwards your supposed to buy ME a pizza.
Dude: Ok then. All you had to do was ask.
Chick: Wait i thought you said you were broke.
Dude: Well i'll scrounge up the money somehow
That's awesome!
Or how about this one from Half Baked:
Thurgood: Here let me give you my number...now don't be callin too late, cause you know i be strippin in the evening. (gives Mary Jane his number) Give me a call sometime.
Mary Jane: (smiles) maybe
Thurgood: Maybe's an acceptable answer...it's that no thing that gets me.
Dude: Hey
Chick: Hi
Dude:...So um you want to buy me a pizza?
Chick: What?
Dude: Well there's this great place down the street and i was wondering...ya know since i'm a strapped for cash you could buy me a pizza.
Chick: I think you got it backwards your supposed to buy ME a pizza.
Dude: Ok then. All you had to do was ask.
Chick: Wait i thought you said you were broke.
Dude: Well i'll scrounge up the money somehow
That's awesome!
Or how about this one from Half Baked:
Thurgood: Here let me give you my number...now don't be callin too late, cause you know i be strippin in the evening. (gives Mary Jane his number) Give me a call sometime.
Mary Jane: (smiles) maybe
Thurgood: Maybe's an acceptable answer...it's that no thing that gets me.
Linus
Well-Known Member
:biglaugh: Sweet! I should try and see if I can get that one to work.jewscout said:Dude: Hey
Chick: Hi
Dude:...So um you want to buy me a pizza?
Chick: What?
Dude: Well there's this great place down the street and i was wondering...ya know since i'm a strapped for cash you could buy me a pizza.
Chick: I think you got it backwards your supposed to buy ME a pizza.
Dude: Ok then. All you had to do was ask.
Chick: Wait i thought you said you were broke.
Dude: Well i'll scrounge up the money somehow
