It seeems as though you want to engage, but you have arbitrarily chosen an example (a John waters movie?) To assert that there is a creator to the universe. But when read in "context" it appears as though you just wanted a set-up for your purple unicorn punchline. The post is, after being stripped down, essentially just like saying "I believe in creationism."
Not much of a premise. Not much content at all. Perhaps in your head there still sits the 1000 lines that prove a point or make a point that underscores this belief of yours, or perhaps not. But, evolution accounts nicely for life, and scientific theories of abiogenesis accounts plausibly for the formation of life. So, any argument that it is impossible has been put to rest, and that it is more likely than unicorns on mars is settled.
Thus, in reply to the op, without all the superfluous banter: neato, that is unfortunate.