enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
Blasphemy!
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Pirate or ninja?
- Thread starter tarasan
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LOL
I love it when pirates think surrounding me with their false bravado, their low brow humor, and their "weapons" (nothing more than phallic overcompensating for smaller "equipment") - that I'm at all intimidated.
Truthfully, this just makes it slightly interesting. My tush has mesmerizing powers...y'all just remember how vulnerable you make yourselves when you're in a trance.
I laugh at how easy it is. Mind control. The art of manipulation and disguise.
I'm patient. :ninja:
I love it when pirates think surrounding me with their false bravado, their low brow humor, and their "weapons" (nothing more than phallic overcompensating for smaller "equipment") - that I'm at all intimidated.
Truthfully, this just makes it slightly interesting. My tush has mesmerizing powers...y'all just remember how vulnerable you make yourselves when you're in a trance.
I laugh at how easy it is. Mind control. The art of manipulation and disguise.
I'm patient. :ninja:
enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
So does mine.
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
What cute little throwing stars you have.
Just remember that we're used to chasing booty.
enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
Who needs all that when you are full of raw power? Think of a tank. There is no question that your enemy is in there. The tank is not agile. The tank is not fast. You will not defeat it though.Ninja all the way. Ninja are smarter, quicker, stealthier, and just plain cooler.
What cute little throwing stars you have.
I'm small, but I pack a mean punch. Shall I remind you of previous spankings you received by me?
Point: it would be wise not to underestimate the diminuitive. Bacteria has killed your kind before.
Just remember that we're used to chasing booty.
I know. That's why entrapment for y'all is so ridiculously easy. It's like taking candy from a baby.
enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
My decision has been made. irate:
irate:
Who needs all that when you are full of raw power? Think of a tank. There is no question that your enemy is in there. The tank is not agile. The tank is not fast. You will not defeat it though.
Tanks are not invincible. You forget that their strengths can also be used against them in warfare. Because their big, they're the easiest targets...think about it.
Same with pirates...everything they think will help them only works against them when faced with an opponent with stealth, strategy, agility, and a working vocabulary.
Oh, and teeth. Pirates seem to lack in that area too.
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
Who needs all that when you are full of raw power? Think of a tank. There is no question that your enemy is in there. The tank is not agile. The tank is not fast. You will not defeat it though.
But the tank never sees the discreetly placed anti tank mine that takes it out without a problem :ninja:
My decision has been made.
Good luck with your plans to seduce the crew on your ship. Frankly, I'm ecstatic that you decided to join the pirates. They'll either be engaged in trysts with you, or they'll be fighting you off.
Either way, y'all will be severely distracted. Tactical error on your part, but pirates tend to defeat themselves anyway with such lack of discipline and in-fighting.
Have fun!
DreadFish is very wise. :ninja:
enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
Hey there is a time and a place for my seducing my shipmates. I will do so after we battle the ninjas. That way we can get distracted and they will have worked up a sweat too.
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
There once was a Ninja from Japan
Who thought he was a pretty tough man.
But to his chagrin,
He saw the toothless grin
Of a pirate one day and ran.
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
Guitar's Cry
Disciple of Pan
Yeah, those were pretty fun. Just remember that I can take jumper cables.
Being travelers, we pick up all kinds of disease. But with every one, our immune systems grow stronger. Yarr, cough cough, me matey!
I know. That's why entrapment for y'all is so ridiculously easy. It's like taking candy from a baby.
Candy from a baby?! Even we don't stoop that low.
DeitySlayer
President of Chindia
YES Ninjas in the lead!!!
enchanted_one1975
Resident Lycanthrope
So much for them being stealthy.
DreadFish
Cosmic Vagabond
Not anymore: we caught him in our fishing nets.
You can never truly trap the Dreaded Fish Ninja! :ninja:
Quick gather the Tengu!