PLUS SIZE FASHION IS DANGEROUS.

[David1967]

Why this attack on women? Some of the posters have interpreted this that way. There are lots of walrus impersonating males out there.

I'm still hoping this is supposed to be in the joke section. Most are treating it that way anyhow.

 

[Shad]

My security is flagging this probably due to a filter. Anyone care to give me a quick summary?

 

[Revoltingest]

They tried that with school lunches. The kids either left campus to eat lunch or brought their own.

They just didn't have harsh enuf punishment.

 

[Sunstone]

Chocolate is brain food.

Terribly sad that it doesn't work in every case -- such as in my case.

 

[David1967]

Terribly sad that it doesn't work in every case -- such as in my case.

Me neither. But I'm not giving up. I'm an optimist. I figure if I eat enough it's bound to kick in eventually.

 

[Sunstone]

Me neither. But I'm not giving up. I'm an optimist. I figure if I eat enough it's bound to kick in eventually.

Methinks optimism is not your only motive....

 

[crossfire]

PLUS SIZE FASHION IS DANGEROUS.
PLUS SIZE FASHION IS DANGEROUS.
PLUS SIZE FASHION IS DANGEROUS.
PLUS SIZE FASHION IS DANGEROUS.
Get the message? Right. Now eat less and move more.
And I am in favour of a ban. The obesity crisis has reached the point where drastic measures must be taken to improve our health.
If not a ban, our health burden will reach the point of societal collapse.

Alright, YOU pay for my breast reduction operation then!

 

[David1967]

Alright, YOU pay for my breast reduction operation then!

Good point. "plus size", doesn't necessarily mean obese.

 

[crossfire]

Good point. "plus size", doesn't necessarily mean obese.

Yeah, my plus-size bras are soooo dangerous!

 

[Jainarayan]

But certainly not before the homosexuals have destroyed Western civilization via gay marriage.

We didn’t need gay marriage to do that. We just wear our best gold lamé slingbacks and fabulous taffeta gowns, and seduce the married men. When they see how great teh ghey buttsecks is they’ll leave their families tootsweet.

 

[Jainarayan]

Just what we need....... Millions of overweight people running around naked because the can't buy clothes that fit!

I am so thankful that this forum offers an emoji not found on many forum sites.

Now I feel the need to pry my skull open with a screwdriver and scrub my visual cortex with a Brillo Pad to try to remove that image.

 

[Jainarayan]

For men, the euphemism is "big &

In my neck o’ the woods it’s BHM... Big Handsome Man.

 

[Jainarayan]

Yeah, my plus-size bras are soooo dangerous!

Welllll... yeah, if it snaps it probably has the force to put someone’s eye out. Or at least leave a nasty welt, yeah?



(she’d kill me if she could)

 

[columbus]

Do Trojan Maxims count?
A bowl of them next to the bed is kinda dangerous.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah, my plus-size bras are soooo dangerous!

That reminds me of....

The relevant part is at 2:20.

 

[Milton Platt]

That's a rather authoritarian approach to dealing with obesity.
Instead, why don't we just have government meal overseers?
We could be required (under penalty of death) to eat in front
of the TV so they can watch us.
Michelle Obama could run the program.

That right there is why I like you. You are always so reasonable and practical.

 

[Reaper]

Well aren't you just the life of the party.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Do Trojan Maxims count?
A bowl of them next to the bed is kinda dangerous.
Tom

The idea that one needs a larger condom is mostly a marketing ploy. A standard condom will fit anyone as so well demonstrated in this video in glorious slow motion:

Edit:

How ironic. They used Magnums in that video. Here is compilation of many different condom drops, Magnums are not required:

 

[crossfire]

Welllll... yeah, if it snaps it probably has the force to put someone’s eye out. Or at least leave a nasty welt, yeah?



(she’d kill me if she could)

If it snaps while I'm riding horseback, it could put my eye out.

 

[RabbiO]

Now I feel the need to pry my skull open with a screwdriver and scrub my visual cortex with a Brillo Pad to try to remove that image.

My job here is done.