Poetry Contest! Win A Prize!

[Revoltingest]

Submit your poetry, & at the end of the day, I'll pick a winner.
First prize is having me come to your house to rake up your leaves.
Second prize is a picture of me topless.

The rules:
1) Any mention of Trump, Hitler, AOC, or Hillary is an immediate disqualifier.
2) Something somewhere must rhyme.
3) See #1

 

[Subduction Zone]

There once was a man from . . .

Oh wait! Is this supposed to be An original work?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Bieber, Bieber, burning bright
in Walt Disney's pallid light
such a man as he drew nigh
propped thy fame up to the sky

 

[Quagmire]

Trump, Hitler, AOC, and Hillary walk into a bar . . .


Oh wait, you said poetry.

 

[Father Heathen]

the art of poetry I tried to master
attempted to reach down into my soul
but instead I reached up into a hole
and pulled out this disaster

 

[Rival]

I went from nowhere to somewhere,
From being no-one to someone,
But I did not like going from here to there,
Because I did not like who I had become.
So I returned from somewhere to nowhere,
Back the the place where I belong,
Where I could look into the water and stare,
Reflecting on everything I had once done.
Perhaps it was better to be nowhere,
And to have somewhere to go,
Than already to be somewhere,
A person I no longer know.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Pigs, pigs!
Covered in chocolate!
Falling from the sky!
They were deceived
That the chocolate was lovely mud
And they rolled in it
Why, what does that make'em?
Oh, lovely chocolate covered bacon!

 

[Sky Rivers]

Submit your poetry, & at the end of the day, I'll pick a winner.
First prize is having me come to your house to rake up your leaves.
Second prize is a picture of me topless.

The rules:
1) Any mention of Trump, Hitler, AOC, or Hillary is an immediate disqualifier.
2) Something somewhere must rhyme.
3) See #1

Yesterday is complete
The memory fades with time
This should be a crime
To forget yet be replete.

Today is an unfinished work
A painting missing details
The ocean lacking seashells
No crevices sketched for creatures to lurk.

Tomorrow hasn't arrived
It's next sunrise
It's a surprise
Will it be survived?

What about destiny?
Is there more to see?
Will it impact you or me?

As for me?
I'll remain by this big tree
With its roots in Hell... see?
...and its boughs reaching up into the sea.

 

[shmogie]

Submit your poetry, & at the end of the day, I'll pick a winner.
First prize is having me come to your house to rake up your leaves.
Second prize is a picture of me topless.

The rules:
1) Any mention of Trump, Hitler, AOC, or Hillary is an immediate disqualifier.
2) Something somewhere must rhyme.
3) See #1

I live in the Sanoran desert, no leaves, will you seek out and destroy scorpions instead, if I win ?

 

[shmogie]

Submit your poetry, & at the end of the day, I'll pick a winner.
First prize is having me come to your house to rake up your leaves.
Second prize is a picture of me topless.

The rules:
1) Any mention of Trump, Hitler, AOC, or Hillary is an immediate disqualifier.
2) Something somewhere must rhyme.
3) See #1

The life of a toad is not good,
They live in a peculiar hood,
here they live underground for nine months of the year,
but in the summer they make such a racket you hear,numbed,you just reach for another beer,
Enough beer and you scream at the ol¨ toad,
He looks at you and says, we were here long before you, hit the road.

 

[ChristineM]

Sparkle sparkle little twink
Who the hell i am i think
I am not intoxicated with alcohump
All though some thinkle peep i am.


No prize please, we have no lawn and i object to the objectification of men. Although you could perhaps give the kids a dollar each, there's ten thousand of them

 

[Wu Wei]

Hitler and Hillary sittin' in a tree
Trump shows up with AOC

 

[Orbit]

Bacon, Bacon burning bright
Cover Revoltingest this good night
Wrap him, wrap him snuggled tight
I'll make sure he doesn't fight.

 

[Polymath257]

Sex is good
Sex is great
It's not just to pro-create.

(previously posted in another thread).

 

[Zita]

Everyone is related you see,for there's more to you and me.
Some call our Creator" God,"some call him "thee".
I call the Creator"My Higher Power",that's what works for me.
For I feel hatred ,no longer should be,for Love is the ultimate Key,
and it has no price or fee.
We need to come together and be as we were meant to be
happy ,loving and carefree,it's as easy as ABC's or counting one to three.;
It's like planting a little seed and feeding it the nourishment it needs.
A force that is strong, for we've been divided too long.How many will
agree?That this is the life we need and it would be better for all eternity.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I have no leaves, no leaves to rake,
because my trees they are all fake
my trees are fake because my soil
is actually some engine oil

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Here is my first entry. I believe I have included all the things you said not to include. With a twist.


Hillary

Hillary

Hillary Swank.

On your acting

We could always bank.

But lately you've been in a slump.

What has been your acting trump?

Would a sure thing hit

Lure you back

An Oscar-worthy Character

In a roll you can attack.

Hillary

Hillary

Hillary Swank

 

[Quagmire]

In the beginning, a long time ago,
Before there was anything, everyone knows,
There was nothing but nothing, Yes nothing at all,

No big and no little,
No short and no tall,
No good and no evil,
No left and no right,

'Til one day a voice shouted, "LET THERE BE LIGHT"!
And then there was light for the whole world to be lit,

And there was still nothing there,
But at least you could see it.

 

[Brickjectivity]

hes smitten
by this person
who's an organ
playing baboon
about thirty
such a birdy
dropping turdy
hurdy gurdy

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

hes smitten
by this person
who's an organ
playing baboon
about thirty
such a birdy
dropping turdy
hurdy gurdy

Not sure why I read that in a Lil Wayne voice.