Poll: Is Sleep a New Religion

[Psalm23]

I voted the last option. Go to bed.

 

[Psalm23]

Snoring is the new farting.

I haven't been told I snore but I have done plenty of other things in my sleep like slapping someone, pulling back the curtain, talking, singing, making scratching noises etc.

 

[JustGeorge]

I voted the last option. Go to bed.

I would love to...

Will you sit with the kids until they're ready for bed?

 

[Psalm23]

I would love to...

Will you sit with the kids until they're ready for bed?

Sure if they don't mind me farting.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'll provide the sermons.

 

[JustGeorge]

Sure if they don't mind me farting.

Hahaha!

I see you and I don't know each other well enough!

 

[Heyo]

I'll provide the sermons.

Does your voice fit your writing style? If so, I'd say you are qualified.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Okay, but let's all be sure to be wary of any self-proclaimed gurus who are only in it for the profit:

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Michael J. Lindell
CEO of My Pillow

He's the Pillangelist.

 

[exchemist]

Sleeping in mascara can't be a good idea, surely?

 

[SomeRandom]

 

[Rachel Rugelach]

If someone tells me I have a big doze, does that mean he's an anti-Sleepite?

 

[Alien826]

My own religion, Horizontalism , has as its primary belief that everything in life is better experienced lying down. Sleep is one example but is not a major tenet of it.

So far I am the only member, but conversion is welcomed. There is a non refundable application fee.