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Post Your Favorite Creationist Lie, Exaggeration, Ignorance, Misunderstanding, or Silly Statement.
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NewGuyOnTheBlock
Cult Survivor/Fundamentalist Pentecostal Apostate
I think the one I find most amusing is the idea that evolutionists are moral relativists; then thy turn around and "explain away" moral bankruptcies of the bible, esp. the Old Testament, stating that these laws were "right for the time" or "right for the people" or "God had to teach mankind that we couldn't follow the law so we needed grace". (What this has to do with evolution in the first place is beyond me; but most creationists seem to think it does). Anywho, when they're through, I come to realize that they are, themselves, moral relativists.
Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Praise God.
Pass the wine.
Pass the wine.
Mine:
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Something to do with bananas being designed to fit the human hand.
Alas, I forgot who said that. But I am pretty confident he/she was a creationist. Who else could say anything like that?
Ciao
- viole
The planets revolve around the Earth, thus proving that we are at the center of God's creation.
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Every creationist lie, exaggeration, and statement from ignorance is special and wonderful in its own way.
Skwim
Veteran Member
Comfort offers up the "ironclad argument" that bananas are proof of god's intelligent design of the world because "bananas and the hand are perfectly made, one for the other."
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Demonslayer
Well-Known Member
Perhaps the dumbest thing I've ever heard, it made my brain hurt the first time I read it. I guess Ray Comfort never saw a pineapple.
Demonslayer
Well-Known Member
A good one from another thread:
"We can't see the wind but we know it's there, same with God, we can't see God but we know God is there."
"We can't see the wind but we know it's there, same with God, we can't see God but we know God is there."
Demonslayer
Well-Known Member
Bus crashes with 100 children on it
99 children die
1 child lives...
..."It's a miracle!"
99 children die
1 child lives...
..."It's a miracle!"
Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
"The Bible says it.
I believe it.
That settles it".
Ah, the Jesus camp years.
I believe it.
That settles it".
Ah, the Jesus camp years.
A good friend & former co-worker at Northrop was a devout fundie.
He brought along on his honeymoon, some book which said that
there are no stars. The points of light we see are just reflections
from elsewhere. He knew that was bunk, but he was kind enuf
to share it with this really-in-your-face-back-in-the-day atheist.
The book said there were no dinosaurs either. The skeletons in
museums were made from bones of modern animals. Really.
At his funeral, everyone was to wear Hawaiian shirts.
He brought along on his honeymoon, some book which said that
there are no stars. The points of light we see are just reflections
from elsewhere. He knew that was bunk, but he was kind enuf
to share it with this really-in-your-face-back-in-the-day atheist.
The book said there were no dinosaurs either. The skeletons in
museums were made from bones of modern animals. Really.
At his funeral, everyone was to wear Hawaiian shirts.
NewGuyOnTheBlock
Cult Survivor/Fundamentalist Pentecostal Apostate
Or, the inside of a college classroom. As a student, anyway. No secondary education whatsoever; yet arrogantly claims that he can refute them. Quite humorous, really.