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The Voice of Reason

Doctor of Thinkology
HelpMe - If I post my picture, the internet authorities may well shut the site down. They will confiscate the equipment at the server's offices, and we will probably all be put on the FBI's top ten most watched list. Trust me when I say, that I am not a photogenic model - far from it, I frighten small children, and many adults turn away in horror, or to be polite to not stare.

Sadly,
TVOR
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Now TVOR, don't get too down on yourself for frightening small children. If you're like me, you'll notice that the children tend to faint and pass out before they become too frightenned.
 

The Voice of Reason

Doctor of Thinkology
Sunstone said:
Now TVOR, don't get too down on yourself for frightening small children. If you're like me, you'll notice that the children tend to faint and pass out before they become too frightenned.
A fine point in our defense, Sunstone, but with a computer, I think they fear that the image may be burned into the screen, permanently rendering the unit useless. As a matter of fact, last year I got three "Elephant Man" burlap bags for Christmas - all from family members.

TVOR

PS - good to hear from you again - I was worried that you had been caught out in the open without your headcovering on, and had been taken to be stoned.
 

The Voice of Reason

Doctor of Thinkology
How silly of you Scott - anyone can clearly see that Kate was eyeing me. She obviously likes the broken down, overweight, balding types, so naturally, she was immediately drawn to me. But then, hey, what's not to love?

TVOR
 

cardero

Citizen Mod
HelpMe writes: lol u2...post your pic tvor.
Yeah TVOR, think about it. We just need the face. Just to give us an extra perspective to go along with your avatar. No one is here to judge.
 

The Voice of Reason

Doctor of Thinkology
It would be a disservice to those on the site that have just ingested food. Have you ever seen the original "Phantom of the Opera" with Lon Chaney? Add another 150 pounds on his frame, take away the hair in the corners of his forehead, and file his teeth to a sharp point - that'll give you some idea of what I look like after I've spent a couple of hours getting ready to go out on the town. Not a pretty sight. As my mother used to tell me - "You've got a face only a mother could love". She was a dear.

Thanks,
TVOR
 

Pah

Uber all member
Yeah TVOR, think about it. We just need the face. Just to give us an extra perspective to go along with your avatar. No one is here to judge.
post your pic tvor.
lol u2...post your pic tvor.
Okay everyone join me!!!!

TVOR! TVOR! TVOR!

TVOR! TVOR! TVOR!

TVOR! TVOR! TVOR!

Continue till he posts a pic!!!!!!!
 

HelpMe

·´sociopathic meanderer`·
pah said:
Okay everyone join me!!!!

TVOR! TVOR! TVOR!

TVOR! TVOR! TVOR!

TVOR! TVOR! TVOR!

Continue till he posts a pic!!!!!!!
TVOR! TVOR! TVOR!

TVOR! TVOR! TVOR!

TVOR! TVOR! TVOR!
 
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cardero

Citizen Mod
The longer you wait the more PROOF of I.D. we are going to need for when you do finally decide to post. If it is okay with you, we will continue to encourage you at least until you run out of those-hey wait! I just thought of something. I have been approaching this from the wrong angle. How about a little frubals scarecrow? If we get your total up to 1300 (or better offer) you will have to post. If nobody wants to give you any frubals you will know that no one wants to see your picture.
 

Pah

Uber all member
carrdero said:
The longer you wait the more PROOF of I.D. we are going to need for when you do finally decide to post. If it is okay with you, we will continue to encourage you at least until you run out of those-hey wait! I just thought of something. I have been approaching this from the wrong angle. How about a little frubals scarecrow? If we get your total up to 1300 (or better offer) you will have to post. If nobody wants to give you any frubals you will know that no one wants to see your picture.
I'll dedicate a thread to TVOR and give him the coins a new thread earns

Bob
 

HelpMe

·´sociopathic meanderer`·
solly's pic startles me.

and uh...repost your pic soultype unless the red X was intentional.
 

The Voice of Reason

Doctor of Thinkology
After seeing the pictures of Kate, Ceridwen, Feathers, Hope, Jewscouts girlfriend (Rachel) and her sister (who obviously likes me), Maize, Bastet, Lady Lazarus, Lightkeeper, Runt, QTpi, Mscarrdero, Rex's girlfriend (Trish), Erene, Pah's mother in law (Grams), and Martha - I can't begin to fathom why anyone would want to see a picture of me.
I'm a little surprised - I would think that you would want more pictures of the good looking half of this site. I know I would. I'll also throw in a request for more pictures of Maize's pride and joy (although I'm not sure if those are their actual names).
I'll try one more time to sneak my picture past the guards at the front gate of the internet. If I can smuggle this ugly mug in the front door, I'll post it. I have to warn you though, we may never have another female join, and we definitely risk losing the precious ones we do have.

Hideously,
TVOR
 
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