President Of RF

[Brickjectivity]

When in doubt quote Douglas Adams.

 

[Revoltingest]

When in doubt quote Douglas Adams.

When appropriate, quote Douglas Adams.

 

[columbus]

When appropriate, quote Douglas Adams.

His work is a bit like Scripture.
There is something appropriate for practically any purpose.
Tom

 

[Wirey]

My new policy initiative: No more farting in elevators just before I get off!

 

[Quagmire]

My new policy initiative: No more farting in elevators just before I get off!

Another campaign promise broken.

 

[Iti oj]

after some careful reconsideration.....

I realize that if I can be bought....and I can be...
then I really am a Thief AND a crook

and therefore more qualified than the rest of the field

I now accept the previous nomination
and promise to do my very best.....even behind closed doors

would anyone like to be my running mate?......
sorry.....
female applicants only

I was going to run
But I'm n
Voting for you

 

[idav]

Maybe we should be more progressive and vote a woman as RF president. People may then actually listen.

 

[Revoltingest]

Maybe we should be more progressive and vote a woman as RF president. People may then actually listen.

Do we even have one here without a record of corruption & use of a personal email account?

 

[savagewind]

He was right there in administration and had been for awhile.

Lock him up!
Lock him up!
Lock him up!
Tom

@savagewind!
@savagewind!

That nobody has seconded my nomination I need not humbly decline.
I am happy to know that I am really here on the forum and that I am not imagining it. Thank you.

 

[Thief]

should i ever gain control.....heheheheheh

i promise to fully allow the freedom of speech.

which means no control......hehehee

all manner of expression in all manner of belief will be just fine!


HAhahahaaa!

 

[Thief]

heheheheHAhahahaha!

 

[Wirey]

When I elected I promise to immediately call another election.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I would settle for an appointment as the Secretary of the Cabinet of Spacious Interiors.

 

[Wirey]

I would settle for an appointment as the Secretary of the Cabinet of Spacious Interiors.

Only if you take the little office.

 

[Thief]

you guys can have the all of the office space you want.....
but stay out of the 'closed doors' sessions i would have with my running mate

i don't like being disturbed when keeping my stuff in working order

 

[Thief]

and who wants to be my gal Friday?

a good secretary would do well under me.....

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Do we even have one here without a record of corruption & use of a personal email account?

Doubtful. But then again, if your criteria is THAT strict, I immediately withdraw my nomination, and plead the fifth amendment to all questions from here until the hot place gets chilly.

 

[Revoltingest]

Doubtful. But then again, if your criteria is THAT strict, I immediately withdraw my nomination, and plead the fifth amendment to all questions from here until the hot place gets chilly.

I am not strict.
Btw, the word "criteria" is plural, so you should've posted "...if your criteria are...".
Get it right next time, ya mewl'n illiterate shield polisher!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I am not strict.
Btw, the word "criteria" is plural, so you should've posted "...if your criteria are...".
Get it right next time, ya mewl'n illiterate shield polisher!

Meh...I knows that, guv.
Posting on a phone is hard.
English-fying is hard for an Aussie too.
All makes for a perfect storm. I should be getting kudos for using 'pleading the fifth' in context.
Unless you know the fifth amendment of the Australian Constitution, of course.

 

[Revoltingest]

Meh...I knows that, guv.
Posting on a phone is hard.
English-fying is hard for an Aussie too.
All makes for a perfect storm. I should be getting kudos for using 'pleading the fifth' in context.
Unless you know the fifth amendment of the Australian Constitution, of course.

Isn't that the one about shrimps & barbies?