Father Heathen
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I know this story was mentioned in a few other threads, but I thought it warranted its own because it's important that we discuss the serious threat marble peepees pose to society.
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Principal fired over Statue of David.
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I know this story was mentioned in a few other threads, but I thought it warranted its own because it's important that we discuss the serious threat marble peepees pose to society.
Subduction Zone
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Maybe they think it is porn because it is anatomically incorrect. Americans pick up details like this.
Sand Dancer
Currently catless
This is getting so beyond stupid.
Beautiful statue though, worth the wait to see it
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Yes. Did you pick up on Michelangelo's error?
I wouldn't say error, more artistic trickery.
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
LOL! That is not what I am talking about. But you are close.
Heyo
Veteran Member
It's not the marble peepee alone. It is art, especially renaissance art, which was progressive.
And is there any question that "anatomically correct" males are an affront to God?
I mean, at the very least, it should be clipped! (Eh, @Subduction Zone?)
I have stood up close to both the David and to the Pieta -- it is mesmerizing just to be there. So much incredible beauty it is truly breathtaking.
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
According to the Bible. I forgot which patriarch did this, but one bought his wife with a nice collection of foreskins. i guess they were used as money at times too.And is there any question that "anatomically correct" males are an affront to God?
EDIT: Speak of the Devil! It was David:
David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
Hee hee!
Hey, people -- think about this, if you are so concerned about seeing a penis being somehow "pornographic." All your little boy has to do to see another one is look down, when he's in the tub! Then later, after football or track or whatever, he'll see bunches of them in the shower! He'll live!
Good gracious, how fracking stupid can you all be? You folks are messed up so badly over what is so naturally human. I'm sometimes surprised you even know how to reproduce, sometimes.
Anybody doesn't think America is getting simply dumber by the day? This thread should set you straight.
Father Heathen
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I wonder if any of them tell their male children that they'll turn gay if they don't avert their eyes while peeing of washing.
Honestly, I don't think I'd accept that as payment for anything. But I guess values change...
I've no doubt that's what happened to me -- just looked down and saw such beauty that I was forever hooked! (Might have been better had it been bigger, though.
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And in fact, a new study shows that IQ in America is actually falling. Y'all are getting dumber (at least on average).