Psychoanalysis: why are you a Satanist / Setian / Luciferian / other LHP?

[Satans_Serrated_Edge]

I was abducted by a satanic cult in the 80s and sodomized in the name of Satan for three weeks. After that I was forced to watch 'the devils rain' 3 times a day for 6 years and say 1000 hail Satan's after each viewing.

So in short, no, there is no conceivable connection between my past and my current satanic leanings. I hope this helps.

 

[1137]

I was abducted by a satanic cult in the 80s and sodomized in the name of Satan for three weeks. After that I was forced to watch 'the devils rain' 3 times a day for 6 years and say 1000 hail Satan's after each viewing.

So in short, no, there is no conceivable connection between my past and my current satanic leanings. I hope this helps.

Sounds like a good childhood.

 

[Mindmaster]

I was abducted by a satanic cult in the 80s and sodomized in the name of Satan for three weeks. After that I was forced to watch 'the devils rain' 3 times a day for 6 years and say 1000 hail Satan's after each viewing.

So in short, no, there is no conceivable connection between my past and my current satanic leanings. I hope this helps.

Man, I used to circumabulate widdershins while muttering:

NEMA! LIVEE, MORF SU REVILLED TUB NOISHAYTPMET OOTNI TON SUH DEEL SUS TSHAIGA SAPSERT TAHT YETH. VIGRAWF EU ZA SESAPSERT RUA SUH VIGRAWF DERB ILAID RUA YED SITH SUH VIG NEVEH NI SI ZA THRE NI NUD EEB LIW EYTH MUCK MODNGIK EYTH MAIN EYTH EEB DWOHLAH NEVAH NI TRA CHIOO. RETHARF RUA!

And thus, my soul was doomed...

 

[phoung nguyen 666]

I became a Satanist during the Vietnam war. My fellow Viet Cong soldier was worshiping the devil in the jungle, about 136 miles south of Ho Chi Minh city. At approximately 0100 hours I witnessed my Viet Cong friend conjure up Satan before our midst. Satan asked me what I would like in exchange for my soul. I said that I only wish for us to defeat the Capitalist Vietnamese and their American backers. Thus, henceforth I considered myself a Satanist thereof.