No, I do not. But some Catholics seem to think they are. Theophagy.
I would like to take this opportunity to reassure you that Jesus, to my knowledge, has never passed through my digestive tract and been pooed out with my faeces after breakfast.
In his book
Font of Life (2012), Garry Wills correctly notes how St. Augustine "
ridiculed" the idea that the eucharist was the literal body and blood of Christ. "
Augustine repeatedly says," writes Wills, "
that Christ cannot be chewed, digested, and excreted."
As you will know, there is a great deal of diversity in Christian interpretation of the import of the Lord's Supper and its sacramental character. This ranges from the purely symbolic '
memorialism' of denominations like Baptists, Anabaptists and non-denominational churches; the real and effective "
spiritual presence" viewpoint espoused by traditional Calvinists; the most widely shared cross-denominational perspective, that of the "
real presence" of the sacramental blood and body of Christ in the communion wavers and wine as believed by Anglicans and Lutherans among others (to varying degrees) and finally the most extreme versions, that of
metousiosis (change of essence or inner reality) adhered to by Eastern Orthodox and the
transubstantiation affirmed by Roman Catholics.
In none of these interpretations, including the last two, is there any insinuation that Jesus is '
eaten, chewed, digested and excreted' in a cannibalistic or theophagic manner. Using Scholastic philosophical language and its conceptual framework, the Catholic Church distinguishes between
substance and
species in the consecrated eucharistic bread and wine. The accidents of bread and wine (size, weight, taste, texture) do remain. So the flesh and blood is not consumed under the
form or properties of flesh and blood (such that no scientific analysis would ever conclude that it is, physically speaking, anything other than bread and wine), but under the sacramental signs of bread and wine.
I admit that transubstantiation is a peculiar doctrine to those outside the church. But as weird as it might be, one does need to keep a sense of proportion and not exaggerate its meaning to a ridiculous degree.
The idea that Christians gathered to commit acts of ritual cannibalism was, of course, the accusation of many contemporary Roman writers.